Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
Next time you see her look her dead in the eyes and scream "You coulda had all this!" Proceed to tear off your shirt, kiss the first girl you see, punch the first guy you see and run out of the gym with a mixture of animalstic grunts and toddler like sobs.

Things you need:

A shirt
Canola oil (A shirtless man always look serious if he's covered in oil and this stuff is cheaper than the fake tan)
A copy of Kid Rocks "Only god Knows why" (Someone should play this as you run out)
My god that is brilliant!!!

and that is going in my sig!

anyway: So, make it look like I'm gonna go out with the other girls? You know, I'm not opposed to being her bitch :P