That's What Katanas Are For

[pevergreen]

I have a knife which is not easily accessible and blunt which won't do much good.

Its not that knife I used for throwing practice ages ago in ironbark is it?

I thought he was laughing at the fact that he would be using a tool, rather than his deadly weapons because he doesn't want them getting dirty.

Samurai Warrior: This sword is an ancient piece of steel, the craftsmenship is nothing less than a work of art. It is the last of its kind.
Normal guy: Woah...its amazing... Lifts it out of the holder, goes into a warrior pose.

Normal guy goes walks towards camera and uses sword to put vegemite on his toast.