The article mentions sending bodybags to Afghanastan.. don't they ?
Of course not, it would be bad for morale.
The troops must only get the best so once the measurements are taken and the paperwork completed in triplicate the order is placed for a personalised made to measure bodybag crafted by the finest sweatshop workers china has to offer, this not only ensures the caring personal touch but ensures that since each bag is made to fit its individual corpse (or parts thereof) it eliminates the waste of material in manufacture so it is good for the environment. It also allows for orders of special recepticles rather like a bucket with a lid for those troops who would fit better into a customised can rather than a nifty zippy bag.