Census worker hanged with 'fed' on body

[AlexanderSextus]

Granpappy used to shoot at the census man to. Glad to see this is coming back en vouge

Only a Texan.

[Beskar]

It's amazing that basically everyone of Lemur's posts are discussing the possibility of this being a suicide.

[Fragony]

Ok everybody figured it out by now, but was it the butler, and did he use a chandalier.

[Xiahou]

Well, it looks like we can put this one to rest. It was suicide.

He apparently arranged the scene to look like a murder because his family wouldn't be eligible for life insurance if he killed himself.

Authorities said Sparkman alone manipulated the scene to conceal a suicide. Police said he had talked with others about ending his life, though authorities did not say specifically who in a news release.

Sparkman had recently taken out two life insurance policies that would not pay out for suicide, authorities said. If Sparkman had been killed on the job, his family also would have been be eligible for up to $10,000 in death gratuity payments from the government.

[Lemur]

It's amazing that basically everyone of Lemur's posts are discussing the possibility of this being a suicide.

And now you know why. It was always a possibility.

[Beskar]

On a forum near you, revenge of the nerco'd thread.

[Lemur]

It ain't necromancy if there's new, relevant info, as Xiahou demonstrates.

[Vuk]

Oh my, people really think that this is an anti-government conspiracy/murder? Bet your behind that you will find out that it had nothing to do with it.

And I was right again! lol

[ICantSpellDawg]

Did not have his hands and feet bound. That tends to make solo auto-asphyxiation a difficult process.

Why would'nt he bind his hands and feet? what was he thinking? It isn't that hard. Maybe he wanted to keep one foot in the door.

[Devastatin Dave]

Do we all really have to make jokes about this tis a bit tasteless someone is dead

He killed himself, so its open season on the moron. I bet he was hoping President Hopey Changey would give him one of those shiney American Freedom Medals postumously. Too bad this psuedo-jesus of the Left turned out to be a regular old insurance fraud whacko teaching our children!!! God, I love the public school system. Of course, I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for all the liberal talk show hosts, media whores, or celebu-tards to come out and apologise to the folks they accused of this "crime".

[Major Robert Dump]

Hey did Nancy Grace cover it?

The funniest part is that he thought he had cancer. And didn't. It's almost enough to make me believe there is a Satan.

[Lemur]

I bet he was hoping President Hopey Changey would give him one of those shiney American Freedom Medals postumously. Too bad this psuedo-jesus of the Left turned out to be a regular old insurance fraud whacko teaching our children!!! God, I love the public school system. Of course, I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for all the liberal talk show hosts, media whores, or celebu-tards to come out and apologise to the folks they accused of this "crime".

Dave, Dave, schmookums, you gotta pace yourself. You don't wanna go full throttle outragosaurus on every issue or you'll burn out.

[Vuk]

Dave, Dave, schmookums, you gotta pace yourself. You don't wanna go full throttle outragosaurus on every issue or you'll burn out.

Agreed, that is kind of over the top, but I believe his point is that everyone in the media was pointing figures at conservatives (so were some people on this forum) when they had absolutely no idea at all, and AGAIN ended up falsely accusing innocent people.

[CountArach]

He killed himself, so its open season on the moron. I bet he was hoping President Hopey Changey would give him one of those shiney American Freedom Medals postumously. Too bad this psuedo-jesus of the Left turned out to be a regular old insurance fraud whacko teaching our children!!! God, I love the public school system. Of course, I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for all the liberal talk show hosts, media whores, or celebu-tards to come out and apologise to the folks they accused of this "crime".

I think Dev Dave must just post up Mad Libs.

[Devastatin Dave]

I think Dev Dave must just post up Mad Libs.

I prefer to call it "Rant Masterbation".

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dave, Dave, schmookums, you gotta pace yourself. You don't wanna go full throttle outragosaurus on every issue or you'll burn out.

DevDave is the exception to the rule. He cannot "burn out" or fade -- he is legion.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I have said throughout this thread that it was a suicide!!


firmly banks on nobody checking

[Devastatin Dave]

firmly banks on nobody checking

With this anal retentive group? Not likely!!!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

With this anal retentive group? Not likely!!!

If the group was actually anal retentive, then it would be likely that they would double check, Dave. That's an inconsistency in your post.

[Papewaio]

That is what Dave is saying... that with this group they will double check because they are anal retentive. There and I said that with clenched cheeks.

[Devastatin Dave]

If the group was actually anal retentive, then it would be likely that they would double check, Dave. That's an inconsistency in your post.

Sorry, i just had the need to post "anal retentive" in a post at one point in my life. I have MBTS (Message Board Turrets Syndrome). Have pity on me. Turds!!!! Monkey Finger!!!! Big Mac Farts!!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

He killed himself, so its open season on the moron. I bet he was hoping President Hopey Changey would give him one of those shiney American Freedom Medals postumously. Too bad this psuedo-jesus of the Left turned out to be a regular old insurance fraud whacko teaching our children!!! God, I love the public school system. Of course, I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for all the liberal talk show hosts, media whores, or celebu-tards to come out and apologise to the folks they accused of this "crime".

I knew it was the Democrats fault for all this! Somehow, it's ALWAYS THEM!!!

[Banquo's Ghost]

Sorry, i just had the need to post "anal retentive" in a post at one point in my life. I have MBTS (Message Board Turrets Syndrome). Have pity on me. Turds!!!! Monkey Finger!!!! Big Mac Farts!!!

Indeed. And that is why you are eligible for a special federal support programme, where we protect you from beastly people who want to be unkind and make unthinking jokes at your expense. It's only a few hundred thousand dollars to fund, and comes with preferential treatment, your own vocabulary, and an Obama Loves Me lapel pin.