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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Granpappy used to shoot at the census man to. Glad to see this is coming back en vouge
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    It's amazing that basically everyone of Lemur's posts are discussing the possibility of this being a suicide.
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    Default Re: Census worker hanged with 'fed' on body

    Ok everybody figured it out by now, but was it the butler, and did he use a chandalier.

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    Well, it looks like we can put this one to rest. It was suicide.

    He apparently arranged the scene to look like a murder because his family wouldn't be eligible for life insurance if he killed himself.
    Authorities said Sparkman alone manipulated the scene to conceal a suicide. Police said he had talked with others about ending his life, though authorities did not say specifically who in a news release.

    Sparkman had recently taken out two life insurance policies that would not pay out for suicide, authorities said. If Sparkman had been killed on the job, his family also would have been be eligible for up to $10,000 in death gratuity payments from the government.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    It's amazing that basically everyone of Lemur's posts are discussing the possibility of this being a suicide.
    And now you know why. It was always a possibility.

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    On a forum near you, revenge of the nerco'd thread.
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    It ain't necromancy if there's new, relevant info, as Xiahou demonstrates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again View Post
    Oh my, people really think that this is an anti-government conspiracy/murder? Bet your behind that you will find out that it had nothing to do with it.
    And I was right again! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Did not have his hands and feet bound. That tends to make solo auto-asphyxiation a difficult process.

    Why would'nt he bind his hands and feet? what was he thinking? It isn't that hard. Maybe he wanted to keep one foot in the door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy View Post
    Do we all really have to make jokes about this tis a bit tasteless someone is dead
    He killed himself, so its open season on the moron. I bet he was hoping President Hopey Changey would give him one of those shiney American Freedom Medals postumously. Too bad this psuedo-jesus of the Left turned out to be a regular old insurance fraud whacko teaching our children!!! God, I love the public school system. Of course, I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for all the liberal talk show hosts, media whores, or celebu-tards to come out and apologise to the folks they accused of this "crime".
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    Hey did Nancy Grace cover it?

    The funniest part is that he thought he had cancer. And didn't. It's almost enough to make me believe there is a Satan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    I bet he was hoping President Hopey Changey would give him one of those shiney American Freedom Medals postumously. Too bad this psuedo-jesus of the Left turned out to be a regular old insurance fraud whacko teaching our children!!! God, I love the public school system. Of course, I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for all the liberal talk show hosts, media whores, or celebu-tards to come out and apologise to the folks they accused of this "crime".
    Dave, Dave, schmookums, you gotta pace yourself. You don't wanna go full throttle outragosaurus on every issue or you'll burn out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Dave, Dave, schmookums, you gotta pace yourself. You don't wanna go full throttle outragosaurus on every issue or you'll burn out.
    Agreed, that is kind of over the top, but I believe his point is that everyone in the media was pointing figures at conservatives (so were some people on this forum) when they had absolutely no idea at all, and AGAIN ended up falsely accusing innocent people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    He killed himself, so its open season on the moron. I bet he was hoping President Hopey Changey would give him one of those shiney American Freedom Medals postumously. Too bad this psuedo-jesus of the Left turned out to be a regular old insurance fraud whacko teaching our children!!! God, I love the public school system. Of course, I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for all the liberal talk show hosts, media whores, or celebu-tards to come out and apologise to the folks they accused of this "crime".
    I think Dev Dave must just post up Mad Libs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
    I think Dev Dave must just post up Mad Libs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Dave, Dave, schmookums, you gotta pace yourself. You don't wanna go full throttle outragosaurus on every issue or you'll burn out.
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    I have said throughout this thread that it was a suicide!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post

    firmly banks on nobody checking
    With this anal retentive group? Not likely!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    With this anal retentive group? Not likely!!!
    If the group was actually anal retentive, then it would be likely that they would double check, Dave. That's an inconsistency in your post.

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    That is what Dave is saying... that with this group they will double check because they are anal retentive. There and I said that with clenched cheeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro View Post
    If the group was actually anal retentive, then it would be likely that they would double check, Dave. That's an inconsistency in your post.
    Sorry, i just had the need to post "anal retentive" in a post at one point in my life. I have MBTS (Message Board Turrets Syndrome). Have pity on me. Turds!!!! Monkey Finger!!!! Big Mac Farts!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    He killed himself, so its open season on the moron. I bet he was hoping President Hopey Changey would give him one of those shiney American Freedom Medals postumously. Too bad this psuedo-jesus of the Left turned out to be a regular old insurance fraud whacko teaching our children!!! God, I love the public school system. Of course, I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for all the liberal talk show hosts, media whores, or celebu-tards to come out and apologise to the folks they accused of this "crime".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    Sorry, i just had the need to post "anal retentive" in a post at one point in my life. I have MBTS (Message Board Turrets Syndrome). Have pity on me. Turds!!!! Monkey Finger!!!! Big Mac Farts!!!
    Indeed. And that is why you are eligible for a special federal support programme, where we protect you from beastly people who want to be unkind and make unthinking jokes at your expense. It's only a few hundred thousand dollars to fund, and comes with preferential treatment, your own vocabulary, and an Obama Loves Me lapel pin.

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