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    Now don't look too surprised,

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...72-401,00.html

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    Maybe he's still alive

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    Or maybe Hitler really was a woman with a fake moustache

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    Sorry, but the death of an unknown young woman just makes it more saddening.


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    what i have heard is that after he shot himself the Russians cremated him and spread his ashes all over so there would be no grave for the nazis to mourn at.
    so there could be no skull fragment? maybe the report of the cremation of everything but the skull fragment is false and really everything was cremated?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    what i have heard is that after he shot himself the Russians cremated him and spread his ashes all over so there would be no grave for the nazis to mourn at.
    Almost true. Russians kept his remains, which the Nazis simply could not cremate despite pouring so much petrol on him. From what I read though, his remains were given back to Germany in '92 and the Germans cremated them, scattering the ashes on the Elbe. However, I went on Wikipedia and it says he was cremated and scattered in 1970. Go figure . There are about 5-10 official versions of the fate of his remains.

    BTW, I read a Fox news article on his purported skull, and they said Neither does Mr Bellantoni believe the skull belongs to Braun, Hitler's long-time girlfriend and last-minute wife, who is thought to have killed herself by taking cyanide and would therefore not have had a bullet wound - as this skull has. Just a note of warning - do not believe this phooey. Hitler simultaneously shot himself in the temple and bit a cyanide capsule.
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    Default Re: Mrs Hitler

    I always knew that mean old geezer who ran the Candy Shoppe when I was young had to have to been Hitler...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec View Post
    Or maybe Hitler really was a woman with a fake moustache
    Any woman would have better taste than wearing that moustache...

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    You guys are a little slow, Hitler is living in Springfield. http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/s...3/sweets17.mp3 (turn down your speakers, it's kind of loud)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    Any woman would have better taste than wearing that moustache...
    Uhm, the women back then loved him, he was very popular among them and seen as a handsome guy...


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    Quote Originally Posted by miotas View Post
    You guys are a little slow, Hitler is living in Springfield. http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/s...3/sweets17.mp3 (turn down your speakers, it's kind of loud)
    That can't be as he works at my network provider

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    BLARGH!

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    I thought everyone knew he was staying in a boarding house in Minehead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miotas View Post
    Good stuff!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir View Post
    Sorry, but the death of an unknown young woman just makes it more saddening.
    Uh......

    WHAT?!

    Please tell me I'm reading this wrong and that you do not feel sorry for those who killed themselves in Hitlers bunker in 1945. Please.

    Oh, and somebody please link that Monty Python skit where Hitler, Göring and the rest of the gang is hiding in a hotel....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Oh, and somebody please link that Monty Python skit where Hitler, Göring and the rest of the gang is hiding in a hotel....
    Uh, check the link in BG's post a few above yours...
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    According to the guardian:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009...skull-fragment

    It could have been a random skull that was dug up, but it does point towards Soviets finding the first part of Hitler's skull that was subsequently lost, and having identified his teeth with his dentist.
    Whether that part is true or not is another question of course, though I doubt he escaped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Uh......

    WHAT?!

    Please tell me I'm reading this wrong and that you do not feel sorry for those who killed themselves in Hitlers bunker in 1945. Please.
    For all you know she was an innocent secretary/maid... This is debatable. Many people believed in NSDAP, specifically in Hitler. Not all were living monstrosities. If I lived during that time in Germany, I would support Hitler with all my heart and mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    For all you know she was an innocent secretary/maid... This is debatable. Many people believed in NSDAP, specifically in Hitler. Not all were living monstrosities. If I lived during that time in Germany, I would support Hitler with all my heart and mind.
    ah yes... to be another mindless pawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    For all you know she was an innocent secretary/maid... This is debatable. Many people believed in NSDAP, specifically in Hitler. Not all were living monstrosities. If I lived during that time in Germany, I would support Hitler with all my heart and mind.
    I disagree. All members of the NSDAP were idiots and should have been shot in 1945.

    Edit: Actually, if I had been living through WWII and had witnessed by myself all the horrors committed by Nazi Germany, I would probably say that Germany itself should have been turned into a wasteland in 1945.
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    omg that was awesome!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    For all you know she was an innocent secretary/maid... This is debatable. Many people believed in NSDAP, specifically in Hitler. Not all were living monstrosities. If I lived during that time in Germany, I would support Hitler with all my heart and mind.
    Nonsense.

    The people in the führer-bunker weren't just some random hobo's rounded up at the bus station. They were the top dawgs, and their hoes. All of them were hardcore supporters of Hitler and his wars, and for that they deserve a bullet.

    EDIT: And you would've supported Hitler, you say? So... You like killing and torturing people then?
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    Me thinks this Norwegian doth protest too loudly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    ah yes... to be another mindless pawn.
    No more mindless than you following Republicans . It is very common for far-right or far-left patriots to follow parties mindlessly. You are far right. In fact, I rate the Nazi propaganda as much more plausible than the American conservative one. Now, of course, the Republicans are not at all evil, but their persuasive prowess is lower than that of NSDAP.

    I am a fiscal conservative, but I would rather support the Pimp n' Stoner party then Republicans. My two main grievances are their anti-intellectualism and religious fervour. Democrats have plenty of their own problems, but I always saw them as less radical in their persuasion. AFAIK, there was much less "Our President is a Nazi Muslim who supports Nazi policy" and "death panels" during the Bush era. Sure, certain hot-headed Dems called President Bush an A-hole and a dumb, but compared to the lunatic accusations thrust at Obama, all that is rather tame.

    Look, Hooah. You are a nationalist fella. Nothing wrong with that. I am a very strong Russian nationalist myself. But the thing is, I am not in denial of anything. You seemingly are when you made that post. Your nationalism is one that is foremost proud of your ethnic heritage. You stand by Israel no matter how dubious the IDF actions were. I am not saying anything about them. IDF may be right or wrong, more likely both.

    But if you were to be born in Germany, and you grew up in the same manner, your unquestionable love of Israel would be transferred to unquestionable love of Germany. You would be the first one to join SS if they accepted you. Now, do not take this as an insult, please. It is not. I understand you will be rightfully indignant about me saying such thing about you, a Jew above all things. You have to open up your mind here. And so do the mods, before they consider giving me a two-day vacation.

    I too would have joined SS if my patriotism was on par with yours. Quite likely, I would have even joined given my current level of nationalism, although I do like to think I my nationalism is rational, in the sense that it is not militaristic. I do not dream of joining the Russian Army, and you seemed to indicate your yearning to join IDF, so you seem to be more receptive to military service. Whatever the case, hindsight is not the approach here. Your mind would have been indoctrinated with propaganda, and there is no more accessible a mind than a nationalist one.

    So please, cut the “mindless pawn” crap. It is preposterous. Most of us are “mindless pawns” to one degree or another.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meneldil View Post
    I disagree. All members of the NSDAP were idiots and should have been shot in 1945.

    Edit: Actually, if I had been living through WWII and had witnessed by myself all the horrors committed by Nazi Germany, I would probably say that Germany itself should have been turned into a wasteland in 1945.
    Another Hooah-like individual. Very understandable. Hindsight 20/20. When Hitler entered the elections, he was the only person who was capable of lifting the Germany from two successive, immense depressions. Germany was the most humiliated and beaten-down nation in Europe. It was in ruins. Hitler was charismatic. His speeches gripped people and his arguments were tenfold more convincing than the sorry excuses parties give today. And unlike the politicians of today, Hitler kept most of his promises. He lifted Germany out of Depression. Out of two Depressions.

    FDR could not even get America out of one. His stimulus made things slightly better for two years, and then the economy sunk again. There was almost NOTHING that he did that actually gave results. US was in the pit, and he barely succeeded in anything. He is vastly overrated in his role in the New Deal. That program had no ultimate effect on the economy. WWII was the FDR of America. It lifted this country out. Hitler Administration did it all by themselves.

    Now, I too actually would not have minded to see Germany turned into a wasteland. Unlike you, I actually have a very good reason. Between twenty or twenty five million Soviets died in WWII. Only around four-five million were soldiers. Germans planned to kill 2/3 of us, and the rest turned into slaves. They massacred Soviet Jewry. They tortured children, women. They wiped out countless villages en masse. They executed our POWs. All this they did as if it was normal, as if it was the proper manner. Nothing like the Western Front. There were incidents of all this in the West, but save for the Jews, all of it was very limited and not encouraged.

    Still, even with all my urges, I know those are emotions speaking in me. Not Reason. Far from all of the Germans had blood willingly on their hands. What of the children? Soviets would steamroll German refugees on the roads with tanks, a fact no Russian today regrets. Compared to Germans stringing barbed wire through the ears, passing through the brains, of Soviet children, and then hanging them in this manner, our deeds were docile. Soviet soldiers were in blind rage after seeing so many of their comrades die. But is this proper? This is madness, and you know it. I still think you were semi-trolling. How would you like to be massacred for something someone from your country did?

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    I agree with AP. You can't deny human nature as some of you are trying to do. Milgram etc, etc. I like to think I wouldn't have bought into it but who really knows for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir View Post
    Me thinks this Norwegian doth protest too loudly.
    Hmm? Quisling was quite fond of killing and torture, so he joined the Nazi's... And he deserved to be shot. Or hanged, can't quite remember how he was done away with atm.


    @AP: See, in discussions like these, I have the upper hand, as I loathe both patriotism and nationalism, and I want the armed forces disbanded... I have absolutely zero love for or pride of "my country". I'm also instinctively opposed to any kind of authority and never care about things like "orders"...

    A good Nazi, I would not have been.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Hmm? Quisling was quite fond of killing and torture, so he joined the Nazi's... And he deserved to be shot. Or hanged, can't quite remember how he was done away with atm.


    @AP: See, in discussions like these, I have the upper hand, as I loathe both patriotism and nationalism, and I want the armed forces disbanded... I have absolutely zero love for or pride of "my country". I'm also instinctively opposed to any kind of authority and never care about things like "orders"...

    A good Nazi, I would not have been.
    Were you raised to loath patriotism and nationalism? Or is it in your genes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro View Post
    Were you raised to loath patriotism and nationalism? Or is it in your genes?
    It is by the divine will of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    Still, even with all my urges, I know those are emotions speaking in me. Not Reason. Far from all of the Germans had blood willingly on their hands. What of the children? Soviets would steamroll German refugees on the roads with tanks, a fact no Russian today regrets. Compared to Germans stringing barbed wire through the ears, passing through the brains, of Soviet children, and then hanging them in this manner, our deeds were docile. Soviet soldiers were in blind rage after seeing so many of their comrades die. But is this proper? This is madness, and you know it. I still think you were semi-trolling. How would you like to be massacred for something someone from your country did?
    Less details would be great.

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