Republican or Democrat

[Samurai Waki]

The Republicans want nothing, but power. The Democrats want everything, as long as they don't have to pay for it. Both sides are as neutered as my dog, and not nearly as fun to talk about.

Two Eunuchs walked into a bar, one a Democrat, the other a Republican. They order their drinks and start having a discussion over tax reform, eventually the debate gets pretty heated, and the Republican gets frustrated and shouts "You Democrats want everything but haven't got the balls to just force the reform!" The Democrat then replies "well, we wanted to talk to you about that first, to make sure we were on the same page."