Instead of airing rehashed material of Farley, they should flash pictures of the "crime scene" where he is laying halfway in the bathroom, pants around his ankles, with a solidified puke bubble coming out of his purple mouth and lines and lines and lines and lines of very expensive cocaine on the table just out of focus. The real question of the evening was whether or not the hookers he had with him actually got paid, because I'm nothing if not a supporter of working girls.

In other words, who cares. Anyone who goes out in that manner forfeits all, Lenny Bruce be damned.