Bear Kills Terrorists

[Azathoth]

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/i...ow/5190873.cms

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SRINAGAR: It seems these are the worst of times to be a militant in Kashmir. First, a Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorist was axed to death by a teenage girl
in Rajouri roughly a month ago. Now, a bear has mauled two Hizbul Mujahideen militants to death as they hid in its cave in Shopian, South Kashmir.

According to defence spokesman Lt Col J S Brar, the two commanders dared to colonise a bear's cave at Darwal Nar in Pir Panjal in Shopian and paid for it with their lives. For, late on Sunday night, as the two slept, the bear came calling.

"It attacked the armed militants and killed them on the spot," Brar said.

It was only on Monday morning that an Army patrol party saw two bodies inside the cave and, on frisking through their clothes, found that they were Hizbul Mujahideen commanders.

Medical examinations revealed that the two were mauled to death by a bear. The two were identified as Kaisar Ahmad and Saifullah, both residents of Kashmir, the spokesman said.

‘‘Two Ak 47 rifles and some ammunition were recovered from the spot,’’ he added.This is the first known instance in last 20 years of insurgency in J&K of a wild animal attacking and killing militants, who have their hideouts mostly in dense forests or on mountain ranges.

I didn't know there were bears in South Asia. Are there any in Afghanistan?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Colbert is going to be so conflicted.

[Major Robert Dump]

That was a beary good hiding spot!

[drone]

The 2nd amendment allows us to keep and arm bears. It's starting to pay off!

[Hax]

Bear this in mind, Bin Laden!

[Subotan]

It would be a crime for me to not post this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(soldier_bear)

[lars573]

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I didn't know there were bears in South Asia. Are there any in Afghanistan?

Know ye not the Jungle Book? Baloo the bear? Although he was a Sun Bear, which is tropical. This was probably an Asian black bear or Himalayan brown bear.

[A Very Super Market]

I found a random claim in wikipedia today, that one group of German POWs in WWII attempted to escape from a Canadian camp and were driven back by a ravenous bear. What they planned to do after leaving the comforts of a camp and entering the barren (Or not barren enough) Albertan landscape is beyond me, but the bottom line is simple.

Bears are secretly the defenders of all that is good and free, and are the masterminds of the Soviet collapse. National symbol of Russia? A ruse, for not even Putin can outwrestle a bear. Leave that to Siberians, also involved in their cause. They haven't been idle in their plots, they just can't find more than 30 of each other.

[Centurion1]

i think the solution to this is simple, pin a medal on the sucker and give him the noble prize (its in right now)

[Cute Wolf]

War Bears in Action again! http://cnc.wikia.com/wiki/War_Bear

[Fragony]

Bear kills terrorist and we we kill beards, makes sense, somwhere somehow

[Banquo's Ghost]

This is a portent of things to come. It's ur-sine.

[ICantSpellDawg]

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I didn't know there were bears in South Asia. Are there any in Afghanistan?

Havn't you ever seen the Jungle Book? What do you think Baloo is?

Clever Banquo.

[Hosakawa Tito]

This is a portent of things to come. It's ur-sine.

Operation Goldilocks has begun.

[Rhyfelwyr]

When I read the thread title, for soem reason I thought you meant Bear Grylls, and I though, well, he's crazy enough.

[A Very Super Market]

Since he is a former SAS trooper, I wouldn't be surprised if he already had.

[Azathoth]

Havn't you ever seen the Jungle Book? What do you think Baloo is?

Clever Banquo.

It was necessary for my punchline.