Quote Originally Posted by Double A View Post
Wait... I got it! A new serial killer, going around slicing people's jugulars with a pizza cutter and throwing a pizza platter for a ranged attack and use as a shield! Lactose-intolerants beware of his Mozzarella Minigun! Vegans watch out for the Peperoni P90! And Papa John's lovers, dive for cover, when the Homemade Pita-bread Crust Air to Surface missile is headed your way!

This is quite possibly the greatest post I have read in a very long time.