Resident Evil: Discussion Thread [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Many thanks. Again, your post: not really a big deal, but I drew the line such that we have a safe margin of error, and people will truly realize what is absolutely game-breakingly inappropriate, and no one ever accidentally makes such a post.

Policing the minor infractions shows I mean serious business when it comes to a major one.

Carry on! Only a few more character cards to go...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Holy kaiser.

Okay, everyone should have their character card now, please contact me immediately if this is not the case.

[taka]

you have pm pizza

[Double A]

Pizza, how long till the write-up?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I need to eat and stuff. Don't wait up. Been doing cards since I got up this afternoon.

[Double A]

Thank you for your fanatic dedication to your game Pizzaguy.

This thing really makes my day sometimes.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Phase Seven writeup is posted. Death awaits you!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Johnhughthom is replacing Rhawn, who dropped from the game.

[Diamondeye]

That mister Scott is a monster...

[Ironside]

Congratulations for the survivivors who took out El Gigante (poor fate for Richard Bauer).

Even if that improved zombie horde sounds bad. Might explain the possible fate for Tyler.

That mister Scott is a monster...

If you're a zombie or umbrella by the look of it. He does seem to have very good stats though.

[Double A]

YEAH DID YOU SEE THAT!?

And the rumors about my death are false, I'm just bored.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[FactionHeir]

Poor ATPG got killed

Nice writeup, looks like some power roles starting to emerge. Wonder who that Mister Scott guy is if the Umbrella guys were briefed about him.

Sad for those courageous bridge defenders that quite a few of them didn't make it and the SK (Patrick with dual gold pistols) or whoever that was is still on the loose.

[Rob_the_Celt]

Congratulations for the survivivors who took out El Gigante (poor fate for Richard Bauer).

Even if that improved zombie horde sounds bad. Might explain the possible fate for Tyler.



If you're a zombie or umbrella by the look of it. He does seem to have very good stats though.

Ah, what about the misfortunates who risked their lives with hardly any health left for the second phase in a row and died killing that thing! Double A fired the killing shot and died, you didnt congradulate him either. poor form, very poor from Fine, I can see we're not appreciated! When I come back, and come back I shall, I'm gonna find ya and eat ya!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Does that make you Rob_Zombie?

[Amsel]

Poor El Gigante.

You were too beautiful for this world...

[Rob_the_Celt]

Does that make you Rob_Zombie?

Thats a very good point! If it does make me Rob_Zombie do I get any extra powers or abilities?

[Ironside]

Ah, what about the misfortunates who risked their lives with hardly any health left for the second phase in a row and died killing that thing! Double A fired the killing shot and died, you didnt congradulate him either. poor form, very poor from Fine, I can see we're not appreciated! When I come back, and come back I shall, I'm gonna find ya and eat ya!

That is a very fair point, you do deserve a, as in congratulations for your victory and condolences for your death on duty for the town.
The town who will thank you by killing you on sight next time...

That's why I had trouble congratulating you who bravely died by removing a powerful threat for the town.

I guess honouring you by making you permanently stay dead should be sufficient?

[Wishazu]

Thats a very good point! If it does make me Rob_Zombie do I get any extra powers or abilities?

You have unlocked the "Dragula" special ability(+4 movement). You are now the envy of the zombie community in your pimped out ride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

[Rob_the_Celt]

Town will never take me alive... Cos I'm dead! Its too late now Ironside, you have slighted me good sir. I shall use my +4 movement points from the Dracula special ability to find you and challenge you to a "who can eat the other persons gonads first" duel!

[Joooray]

That was totally uncool and uncalled for, mister with that stupid Dragonfly Katana.

I shall eat you soon though.

[Double A]

Yeah I had 2 health, yet I still stayed to fight El Gigante.

So did Rob.

And [name missing].

But [names missing] bolted after the first fight, Rob let's eat their brains first.

[Diana Abnoba]

Great write up Pizzaguy! Great work killing the El Giante, sorry you died for it though. When this is all over, we will build you guys a monument in your honor. Thanks.

[Double A]

Cool a monument!

Ha, bet [missing name] won't ever get one of those for running away!

[Wishazu]

I shall use my +4 movement points from the Dracula special ability

Dragula.

Can anyone that has received a pm from me please respond asap, thanks.

[Double A]

Yeah Rob don't get greedy, if you get to move fast I vant to get to suck your blood!

[Greyblades]

Can anyone that has received a pm from me please respond asap, thanks.

Why does that make me nervous...

[Double A]

Why does that make me nervous...

Because... you're standing RIGHT NEXT TO ME! BRAAAAAAAINS!

[Rob_the_Celt]

Yeah I had 2 health, yet I still stayed to fight El Gigante.

So did Rob.

And [name missing].

But [names missing] bolted after the first fight, Rob let's eat their brains first.

You were all sayin ye were running cos he was invincible until I said I was staying and tricked ye into keeping it up, classic. ATPG missed my stirring Gladiator rip off speech this time but that's prob a good thing cos it was a bit on the dodgy side...

We had 1 health from the first go and hoped the doc would cure us for round 2. He did too in fairness so we started fighting with the whopping vitality level of 2 vs the games most powerful character and we won. Cos we're rock hard!

I think the first thing we should do is the Thriller, then we hunt down and kill the deserters and the lads who ambushed us. Except [name missing] cos me and him were gettin the outa here until we got distracted and one of us kinda had to live! I'll never squeal why though, screw you zombie horde!

Yeah Rob don't get greedy, if you get to move fast I vant to get to suck your blood!

Its a dracula car, you can be in the passenger seat with a pointy stick pokin stuff while I drive. Its an improvement on the last mode of transport I came up with I think! Not as cool as riding around on zombie El Gigante would have been though

No tolerance and all that - Sigurd

[Jolt]

Except [name missing] cos me and him were gettin the outa here until we got distracted and one of us kinda had to live! I'll never squeal why though, screw you zombie horde!

Wait, so there are people who already know a way out? Interesting...



... - Sigurd

[Rob_the_Celt]

Wait, so there are people who already know a way out? Interesting...



... - Sigurd

Yep, I know 1 guy. Maybe 2, not sure about the second one or if he's a fan of escaping at all. And having seen the chit chat of the evil scum people I don't think they know about the one that me and [name_missing] know about, or that I knew about before I died and lost all memory of it and will be in no way following up on or tipping off the bad guys to cos ONE OF THEM DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTED TO MY DEATH! My new plan is Dark Falls pub, then Dark Falls nightclub, then Dark Falls chipper for food while randomly assaulting people on the way!