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    Default Worst Videogame Voice Acting

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulbo...layer_embedded

    I've never even heard of half these games.

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    In 2101 AD, war was beginning.
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    Default Re: Worst Videogame Voice Acting

    Ah, but that was a voice synthesizer. Only the text was in the actual game.

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    Yeah, but it was still terrible.

    Main screen turn on.
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    Wow.

    While Rome Total War probably has the worst voice acting of any video/PC game I've ever played myself, I have to admit that most of these are even worse.
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    I remember Dynasty Warriors 3. Half of the lines were done by a man with no voice other than a hoarse, high-pitched shout.

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    No.16 had me laughing out loud.

    "Before you die, I`m going to tell you a little secret, just to make it so that you really don`t want to die."

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    Worst I ever encountered was in Sanitarium, which was a pity for such a good game

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    I remember that the English dub of Battle Isle 2220 was comically bad, but that was a dub, I'm sure it was far better in its original language.
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    No mention of Deus Ex?
    Son, I am disappoint.

    And let's not forget Knights of Xantar, the (H)JRPG from the 90s.
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    Yep. Hong Kong 'accents' in Deus Ex. Hands down.

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    No mention of Deus Ex?
    Son, I am disappoint.
    What a shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae View Post
    No mention of Deus Ex?
    wut, Deus Ex had great voice acting, bit thick but perfectly suitable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    wut, Deus Ex had great voice acting, bit thick but perfectly suitable
    Oh yes, if you are disregarding the completely monotone and robotic voices (especially by JC).

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    Froggy's "favourite" character is the worst.

    Lymle aka monotone 'kay girl.
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    FUZION FRENZY 2


    ABSOLUTELY AWFUL VOICE OVERS


    WORSE THAN AWFUL!

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    Wow, when I was a kid and played mega-man I never noticed the guy with the speech impediment. Too funny
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    Oh yes, if you are disregarding the completely monotone and robotic voices (especially by JC).
    I though JC's voice was pretty good for his character. But only Bob Page's was quality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae View Post
    Oh yes, if you are disregarding the completely monotone and robotic voices (especially by JC).
    That seemed perfectly suitable to the character to me, I mean he is no normal human. Putting to much emotion in it would also ruin your choice of what type a character you are playing.

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    Wow.

    While Rome Total War probably has the worst voice acting of any video/PC game I've ever played myself, I have to admit that most of these are even worse.
    Ha! You sir do not know what speak of. RTW has great voice acting, what little of it there is. I've played a few of the games on that list. And seen some of the others played. Compared to the acting in any of the _____ Warriors games the RTW VA is a masterpiece.
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    How does it fail to include Battalion Wars 2? The voice acting of one character is so bad, I couldn't finish the game. The idiot dies later on by being poisoned in the most unsubtle way imaginable, but I din't make it up to that bit. Fort a quick taster, try this.. Keep listening, and remember that you have to endure him whining about every move you do. A shame, since it was a decent game.

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    its funny no one has mentioned Men Of War ahhaha

    I will give a ballon to myself for that...



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    OK, I just realized we've got one that takes the cake, puts Deus Ex's Hong Kongery to shame.

    Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion.

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    You mean the war-cries?

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    No, I mean the fact that approx. 4 people voiced THE ENTIRE GAME.

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    I play virtually all my video games with the sound off... so never noticed these.
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    The best arcade game ever made had one of the strangest voice-over goofs in history. The X-men Arcade.

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