Add your Tosa Inu facts
Add more!A member once insulted Tosa Inu, he didn't realize the size of his mistake until he saw a mad Tosa coming out of his monitor... He never posted again.
Tosa has been the admin of the .org for 10 years, it only exists for 7(8).
Tosa once got an erection in the Babe thread, the site was under construction for a month after that.
We do not sow.
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Tosa dislikes Dutchmen and bans them if they spam
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nm.
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Closed!
Unto each good man a good dog
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...and now it's open.
Imagine!
Unto each good man a good dog
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TosaInu is actually a demi-god, sent down from heaven to inspire us all into the true path of forum rightousness!
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Gah! Spamming moderators
Tosa is always right. Even when a third party is right, Tosa is right.
Tosa didn't get any fatter, one of his servants mistakenly washed his clothes on 60 ° Celsius.
Tosa isn't just talking, he enlightens your inferior brain with his wisdom.
It took God a week to create the universe. Tosa created the Org in 5 minutes, meanwhile cooking a delicious meal, reading the newspaper and drinking a cup of coffee.
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Ja mata, TosaInu
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Tosa's avatar doesn't have a big nose, it's just a matter of perspective. In fact, if you turn your monitor upside down and you start jumping in circles while looking at Tosa's avatar, you will see that the avatar is actually a reproduction of his godlike and perfect features.
Last edited by Omanes Alexandrapolites; 03-27-2007 at 10:26.
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Fixed it for youOriginally Posted by Omanes Alexandrapolites the Idiot
Tosa's avatar doesn't have a big nose, it's just a matter of perspective. In fact, if you turn your monitor upside down and you start jumping in circles while looking at Tosa's avatar, you will see that the avatar is actually a reproduction of his godlike and perfect features.
Now don't forget, we are here to worship our God, Tosa.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
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This thread is just a little bit spammy, don't you think?
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TosaInu (pbuh) can turn SPAM into flowers and dancing pink elephants.
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Arse kissers... :D ;)
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Tosa has had an account here for fifty thousand years. Quite strange when you consider that the .Org was created in 99.
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Tosa is the only real camel, that's why we ... erhh Andres ... hates him
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I don't hate Tosa! I worship him.Tosa is the only real camel, that's why we ... erhh Andres ... hates him
Tosa can take any life form he desires. The only camel I don't hate, is Tosa in the shape of a camel!
Besides:
Tosa never repeats himself, he just wants to make sure our inferior brains comprehend his wisdom.
Tosa doesn't walk, his godly forms gets carried by his mental power to whichever place he desires.
Tosa doesn't demand to worship him, he deserves to be worshipped and thus we worship him out of our free will.
Tosa is no God, he is the superior being that created God.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
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small hands, smells like cabbage
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Lysol-kills 99.99% of germs
Chuck Norris-kills 100% of whatever the **** he wants to.
Tosa- Has Chuck Norris on the end of his leash where Norris will follow his every whim for Tosa will lay the smackdown on him with his fiery fury of full on banishment from the universe until he spirals into the deep dungeons of hell known as "Tosa's Chamber of Pain" where he is beat to death by giggling 10 year old asian school girls singing Britney Spears, Dane Cook doing standup to him all day long rotting his brains out from terrible jokes, and the guy from Reading Rainbow reading every book he knows with his good friend Barney. And when Chuck Norris dies, Tosa will ressurect him and make him go through it over and over again.
That was a little over kill huh? Oh, well, deal with it!
ALL HAIL TOSA FOR WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!
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He sometimes comes in the chat. He's pretty quiet though.
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His keyboard-calloused finger-tips can break a man's neck with a single jab.
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TosaInu, in his youth
TosaInu once thought he was in err. But he was mistaken. Hence, the Org begat itself (Jeremiah 23:5).
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
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When the VB code starts acting up, Tosu glares at it until it rewrites itself to get rid of the bugs.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Tosa. That's the shortest complete sentence here at the Org.
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We once had a discussion about which color Gatorade was the best. uhhhh yeah
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I have always wanted to have an axe in one of my posts!
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Tosa is the moderator, only now I realise it was always supposed to be him, he has always been the moderator
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Tosa can see us...by hacking through our webcams.
Wooooo!!!
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It's got to be one of the longest, actually
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Tosa Inu is worshipped as a god in parts of Belgium and is patron saint of Vanuatu
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Microsoft CEO.
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
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TosaInu taught the Pope the dreaded "Instagib Gesture"
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