Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
The only things I know about Lady Gaga are Poker face and some rumour that she is actually a he.

Guess I'm getting old...
You need to get with the times!


First, they recently invented 'MTV'. It is a television channel that broadcasts 'music videos'. It is in colour too. Televisions are big brown boxes that allow you to 'see far away', ask some youth to install it for you. They will plug it into your wall, to a socket that does 'ouch' when you poke it: electricity. This is, well let's say that there are a lot of horses, and they run around all day long to make a 'dynamo' spin. This spinning 'dynamo' (sorry have to use difficult words here) is then connected with a cable to your house so you can harness this power without an actual horse present!!