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    ARE YOU IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT? WE BEAT YOUR ARSE IN 1776 AND WE"RE ABOUT TO DO IT IN 2010

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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

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    Just as well we decided not to go or I might have had to fall out with SFTS.

    We've got better things to do, like plumbing

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    I once worked with a bloke called Tommy Lime. Not sure if he was a relation to Harry though.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra View Post
    Just as well we decided not to go or I might have had to fall out with SFTS.

    We've got better things to do, like plumbing
    Aern't you Scottish?

    Mel Gibson told me you hated the English
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    He's a deep fried limey.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Aern't you Scottish?

    Mel Gibson told me you hated the English
    Aye, that's why we're not going and why we could be classed with our not so socially acceptable neighbours to the south.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    He's a deep fried limey.
    Hmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra View Post
    Aye, that's why we're not going and why we could be classed with our not so socially acceptable neighbours to the south.
    Oh, well root agianst them.

    Americans and Scots are like two peas in a pod. Extremley good looking and respected by all
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Oh, well root agianst them.
    Got a thing for english birds 'ey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miotas View Post
    Got a thing for english birds 'ey?
    A bird? Is that like a chick?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Oh, well root agianst them.

    Americans and Scots are like two peas in a pod. Extremley good looking and respected by all
    True dat



    Did I get that right?

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    This thread is racist. My grandfather is 1/3 British
    Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra View Post
    True dat



    Did I get that right?
    Eh, close enough

    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    This thread is racist. My grandfather is 1/3 British
    Does he build minarets?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    1950!

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    With our stellar consistency, we'll beat England, but lose to Slovenia and Algeria and miss the second stage.
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    Racist Brits only build winarets and try to pass them off as the three wise monkeys that took the gifts to the baby Jesus, in Dallas.

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    Nike is evil crowd coming in five, four, three, two...

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    Don't worry, I won't mention Nike's Human Right abuses.

    However, a US football team?

    They will come on the pitch wearing armour and try to carry the ball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Don't worry, I won't mention Nike's Human Right abuses.

    However, a US football team?

    They will come on the pitch wearing armour and try to carry the ball.
    I'd like to see your cristiano ronaldo try and stop adrian peterson

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    Yeah, he'll fly over from Portugal to try.
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    Oddly enough, I have always really enjoyed watching the US national team play. They play a British style game - attacking, penetrative, fast paced football.

    Cushy group for us though. Still - England's ability to choke on key matches is legendary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    Yeah, he'll fly over from Portugal to try.
    Waft over from a slight bit of breeze on the pitch more like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho View Post
    Oddly enough, I have always really enjoyed watching the US national team play. They play a British style game - attacking, penetrative, fast paced football.
    Someone agrees...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra View Post
    Racist Brits only build winarets and try to pass them off as the three wise monkeys that took the gifts to the baby Jesus, in Dallas.
    Is that a joke, or are you looking for warning points?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    Is that a joke, or are you looking for warning points?
    I didn't think anyone could take that as anything other than a joke, as if it's not a joke it's complete jibberish.

    Apparently I was wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra View Post
    I didn't think anyone could take that as anything other than a joke, as if it's not a joke it's complete jibberish.

    Apparently I was wrong
    Can you not see that it is a cartoon distortion of two positions I have adopted recently, coupled with my pride at being British (English) and a mistake I admitted to in another thread?
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    Wait, so England are playing against Metallica? Nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    Can you not see that it is a cartoon distortion of two positions I have adopted recently, coupled with my pride at being British (English) and a mistake I admitted to in another thread?
    Err, yep, I like chicken curry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra View Post
    Err, yep, I like chicken curry
    Ok, Now I do think you're baiting me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    Ok, Now I do think you're baiting me.
    I think you're giving me too much credit

    I really don't care that much and certainly not enough to troll you.

    Be happy bud

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    They are confidnet, just like Cornwallis!

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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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