The United Kingdom Elections 2010

[Louis VI the Fat]

'Fog in The Channel, Europe cut off'.

Soon this will be: 'Frog in La Manche, Britain cut off'.

Because, did I mention yet that the French Marine for the first time in three centuries replaced the British Royal Navy as the biggest European Naval power?

Behold these Weapons of Mass Destruction, ready to strike England in 45 minutes. And there is notHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT:



Look at all those shiny new ships, Furunculus, that we can, and you can't, afford!!

~~o~~o~~<<oOo>>~~o~~o~~

Edit: It has begun!!1!

Nuclear subs collide in Atlantic

A Royal Navy nuclear submarine was involved in a collision with a French nuclear sub in the middle of the Atlantic, the MoD has confirmed.

HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant were badly damaged in the crash in heavy seas earlier this month.
First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Jonathon Band said the submarines came into contact at low speed and no injuries were reported.
Both the UK and France insisted nuclear security had not been compromised.

BBC defence correspondent Caroline Wyatt said the incident was "incredibly embarrassing" for the Ministry of Defence (MoD).
HMS Vanguard returned to its home base Faslane on the Firth of Clyde under her own power on 14 February.

"Very visible dents and scrapes" could be seen as tugs towed her in to the port on the final stage of the journey, our correspondent said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7892294.stm

Clearly, the Atlantic is not big enough for both our navies. Let this be a forewarning of what's to become of what little there is left of your fleet, or British pride, should the Royal Navy cross our path again.