The Saka Kingdom Of Jerusalem (A Completely Wrong Migration Campaign AAR)

[Cute Wolf]

From the Romaioktonoi time travellers Point of Views.... another side of Proloque:

THE LAST DAY ON BARBAROPOLIS REVEALED!!!

"Hmmm? Richard the Lionheart? Who is he? and more Importantly... who the hell are you?" Hobuzan asked the man who ask him where Richard is, and his two friend who rode behind.....

Yeah, you could bet about our identity......

So let us introduce ourself.......
I, am Cute Wolf, also called Lykos at my friend's Hellenic tongues.... well ,my story of why I dropped in this madness is a bit strange... it was all started in different timeline.... a land not so far away from there, but also so far - far - far away..... at the land full of one true Barbaroi, named the Romaioi Barbaroi........

Yeah... too bad, they also one of those who loved to use wolf as their symbol... that's why I was happier to be called in my Hellenic name, "Lykos" anyway... those Romaioi Barbaroi are just some wolf-man wannabe, and they won't understood the true meaning of a wolf's bravery, except to suck of some wolf milk.....

Well, back to those Romaioi Barbaroi..... just some time before I arrive at the scene.... It all begin when Jebivjetar led his mighty Kart-Hadast army, that was high on some certain substance that if they had bigger "funny organs" they will be really glad to strip off their clothes and fight as Gaesatae... but alas... they had allready bought their exspensive armour, and they should use it, unless they want to stranded their march to hack their ways through mobs of pretty ugly women that want to do something with Gaesatae's thingies....

It was the Alien-infested man, named Tiberivs Cornelivs Blasio, that led the Barbaropolis garrison to kill off Jebivjetar's way to exterminate Barbaropolis for good.....

He even dare to said this challenging insult : "I have Better Camillan Triarii, definitely better than your standard Hoplitai... and you have no retreat now.... surrender! don't make me slap you like a bitch!"

But he forgot that... aside from some beautiful women that those Romaioi Barbaroi had stolen... they are masturbating too frequently, so they had smaller feet compared to their other enemies, so it wasn't a surprise when they adopt the Iberian scutum to hide their small feet, so their healthy Hellenes, Phoenician, Keltoi, and Sweboz enemies, stop launghing because they see their small feet....

Of course, Jebivjetar soon assemble his troops to form a line to hold the Barbaroi attacks....

Hohoho.... hoplitai line on shieldwall and guard mode -> Usually epic win against most enemies, that didn't have Naked men to scare off the Homophobic hoplitai, but if some Romaioi barbaroi decide to thrown off their clothes... he allready hiring some Mistophoroi Toxotai Kretikoi to made long range kebab, out of their salami.

As usual, the Barbaroi line start to mindlessly slam themself towards our shieldwall... they apparently think for a bit better this time, because they had slammed themself on the flanks.... but it looks like they forgot that we have some Samnites to kick their ass! on the flank, and not counting Jebivjetar's personal Spartan bodyguards who are more than happy to impale their idiot enemies down...

And as the Result, even some of their mightiest Triarii start to run away, wag their tails down under their legs.... just like whipped dogs....

And when Tiberivs realize that his men are ultimate coward barbaroi, he try to rally then, it works for some time, but even their mightiest half barbaroi pedites extraordinarii, fail to realize that they are sandwiched with our leucanian allies behind, stab their ass with their javelins in close range...

And we just encircle them, and start killing all the Barbaroi..... "Leave no Barbaroi alive!!!"... that's the command of Jebivjetar, before he enter the fray to join the party!

And as could be predicted.... Pikachu are really happy with the fall of Barbaropolis!!! and as they start exterminating that filthy city.... they search for a hidden alien base... rumoured to be located at the underground, under the Cloaca maxima.... from what so evil villains that the humanity ever had, the Marcus Vanilla aka Pedomarcus, have come.....

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But apparently, they had come late, and while the dismounted Sacred band cavalry finally broke into the secret chamber of Alien base, they only found those guys.... the idiot, half Romaioi - half Alien race.... who soon attack them....

Well, even when the Sacred band was the finest Kart-hadast troopers, most of them die a brutal way, and get eaten by those aliens... as they start to squirt extremely damaging poison attack.... "Sludge Bomb", which the kart-hadast Grass typed sacred band got double damage... and they are totally defeated as the Result.....

But Skullheadhq, watching closely.... decide that it is the right time to unleash Pikachu's power, and order "PIKACHU!!! USE VOLT TACKLE TO KILL THEM ALL!!!! - remember the Pikachu are still on the full health, and Volt Tackle deals double damage against the water/poison Romaioi aliens....

So, without more Romaioi Barbaroi to be killed on the Barbaropolis.... Pikachu start to seal Barbaropilis with his droppings, so Barbaropolis will hopefully never rise again....

But... soon after that, Pikachu, and our two mighty heroes.... forgot to get a proper way of lifing soon after they trash Barbaropolis to the ground.... most notably, Pikachu get two little Bellosom mistress, taken... to fulfill his own lust.... and forgot his journey to search the Thunderstone....

And don't forget... what our two heroes are doing there......

And..... watching those righteous heroes fall into immoral vices and certain naughty activity..... God decides to drop a nuke, and let our heroes fall back in a wormhole time again, to give them chance to repent their sins......

And when they arrive at the other end of the wormhole.... they found me..... trapped in my Empoleon's vessel.... at the world of Pokemon........ Oh yeah.... The pikachu are split.... merging with their body... and they got a nice Raichu vessel for each.....

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"WOLF!!!! What the Hell are you doin here with a weird Penguin outfit?" Jebivjetar soon asked for the weirdness of the world that we've meet......
"Heck! Why are my hands turns to become round paws.... and why I had such ridiculous tails...." Skullheadhq replied...
"And more Importantly..... Where is our Pikachu?!? X_X!!!!" They both shout.....

"Calm down guys....." I can explain all of that..... It all begins when I was using particle beam acclerator to study certain molecular actifity...." I said something to calm them both.....

"And I forgot to turn off my Nitendo... still had the Pokemon Platinum played inside... with my level 100 Empoleon inside...."

"But my activity on the lab, distract some alien activity... and Alas... they are come and abduct me..... but they only suceed in teleporting me toward Jerusalem..... and failed to drag me into their ship"

As I see everywhere... I only look some palm trees, and no human.... just endless sea of sands, with a big castle ruin... with an inscription in English sculpted on its gate....
"The Kingdom Of Jerusalem - The Famous Templar's Secret Headquarter - We speak English Accent - CA"
And, as I confusedly search for something.... I found a relic... had a scene of the Crusade wars.....

And as I start to watch that thing more carefully.... I see a light comes.... and looks like a man comes from darkness......

"Hail the chosen one..... please help me to build the Kingdom of God on earth.... Join the Templar forces......"

And as I try to close with "him", what I found is just some old templar armours.... but as I start to think, maybe I can get more handsome wearing it.... I start don the armour and look at myself.... I am really nice......

And a purplish round wormhole was opened near with me.... and I think, it was really funny to enter that wormhole.... but as you know.... I just land here... in the land of Pokemon, to found out that I have become half empoleon like this......


..... to be continued ......