IIRC, there are 2 or 3 guys here living in Miami. If you do, I have a proposition for you. Please PM me. Sorry, Moderators, for using up a topic space for this; it's for a good cause, I promise.![]()
IIRC, there are 2 or 3 guys here living in Miami. If you do, I have a proposition for you. Please PM me. Sorry, Moderators, for using up a topic space for this; it's for a good cause, I promise.![]()
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
Sure. I know some guys who can take care of it. They have a dock where the boat can moor. They're real pro's, they'll take care of your stuff until you are ready to distribute it. No sweat.
I know you are good for it, but we want the cash up front.
Nah, I think he is getting rid of his mother-in-law.![]()
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How so? Kukri is not Jewish.
He just wants some Cuban cigars.
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"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
I'm voting for illegal mail enhancement drugs.![]()
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Simply brilliant Gregoshi.
Though clearly Kukri wants to take advantage of all the stiff frozen lizards that are falling out of trees in Florida thanks to the cold snap.
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Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Ahhh, the French Connection is expanding it's market into Miami. Pssst, I'll take a shipment of that La fin du monde , same price as last time?![]()
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As usual, you guys are side-bustingly hilarious ("Mail-enhancement... OMG!)
It's much more mundane: I'm suing Alienware Corp (based in Miami) for losing and not replacing my son's $3,000 laptop, in Dade County Small Claims Court. Hoping to save plane fare, I need someone there to appear in court at the hearing, on my behalf with a Power of Attorney - hoping Alienware doesn't even show up, and I get a Judgment against them. Be my paid agent, in effect.
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And you've come to the .org? Oh dear, oh dear indeed.
P.S. Don't trust the French!![]()
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Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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I thought Dell bought them. Or are they still separate for legal reasons?
Loving the mental image of SFTS showing up in an Austin courtroom to take on Micheal Dell...
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
Wow, that was much less devious than I thought it would be.
The fact that you trust a person online you most likely have never met in person to appear for you in court really shows the kind of great relationship and community members of this forum experience!![]()
"You must know, then, that there are two methods of fight, the one by law, the other by force: the first method is that of men, the second of beasts; but as the first method is often insufficient, one must have recourse to the second. It is therefore necessary for a prince to know well how to use both the beast and the man.
-Niccolo Machiavelli
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The Aeduic War: A Casse Mini AAR
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Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
Isn't the first rule of US law to never represent yourself in court?![]()
"You must know, then, that there are two methods of fight, the one by law, the other by force: the first method is that of men, the second of beasts; but as the first method is often insufficient, one must have recourse to the second. It is therefore necessary for a prince to know well how to use both the beast and the man.
-Niccolo Machiavelli
AARs:
The Aeduic War: A Casse Mini AAR
The Kings of Land's End: A Lusitani AAR
Why aren't you doing this in your home state?
IANAL. I repeat, IANAL.
You could possibly argue that the 'transaction' occurred based on where you live, not based on where the physical company is. State laws vary, but I almost sued DHL for 'losing' a rather expensive bluetooth headset for my old phone that I left when dropping off a package last year. NC law requires that I sue in the county where the business lists it's state HQ at if it has a physical presence. Or something along those lines. Read up on this more, and maybe spend a few bucks to get an hour of a local attorney's time. If it's doable, $100 or so thrown at some solid legal advice could go a long way to getting you a favorable judgment. Best of luck.
Small claims is different. It's purposefully designed to permit 'the average folk' to litigate without the absolute need for very expensive legal counsel. As such, the legal clerks and staff tend to be more forgiving and helpful, and the actual legal proceedings supposedly a bit easier to understand as the judge orchestrates it all. IIRC the usual dollar value limit one can seek in damages cannot exceed $5000 USD.
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Am I just really, really immature, or did anyone else bust out laughing at a certain point while reading the above quote?
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