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    Default Re: Anyone Here Live in Miami, FL?

    As usual, you guys are side-bustingly hilarious ("Mail-enhancement... OMG! )

    It's much more mundane: I'm suing Alienware Corp (based in Miami) for losing and not replacing my son's $3,000 laptop, in Dade County Small Claims Court. Hoping to save plane fare, I need someone there to appear in court at the hearing, on my behalf with a Power of Attorney - hoping Alienware doesn't even show up, and I get a Judgment against them. Be my paid agent, in effect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    As usual, you guys are side-bustingly hilarious ("Mail-enhancement... OMG! )

    It's much more mundane: I'm suing Alienware Corp (based in Miami) for losing and not replacing my son's $3,000 laptop, in Dade County Small Claims Court. Hoping to save plane fare, I need someone there to appear in court at the hearing, on my behalf with a Power of Attorney - hoping Alienware doesn't even show up, and I get a Judgment against them. Be my paid agent, in effect.
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    I thought Dell bought them. Or are they still separate for legal reasons?

    Loving the mental image of SFTS showing up in an Austin courtroom to take on Micheal Dell...
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    Wow, that was much less devious than I thought it would be.

    The fact that you trust a person online you most likely have never met in person to appear for you in court really shows the kind of great relationship and community members of this forum experience!
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    Loving the mental image of SFTS showing up in an Austin courtroom to take on Micheal Dell...
    This must happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    As usual, you guys are side-bustingly hilarious ("Mail-enhancement... OMG! )

    It's much more mundane: I'm suing Alienware Corp (based in Miami) for losing and not replacing my son's $3,000 laptop, in Dade County Small Claims Court. Hoping to save plane fare, I need someone there to appear in court at the hearing, on my behalf with a Power of Attorney - hoping Alienware doesn't even show up, and I get a Judgment against them. Be my paid agent, in effect.
    Well, I have associates in Florida with Spectrum Investigations who mediate in court like I do, but they charge quite a lot per hour and it probably would not be worth it to pay someone to go represent you for a 3k claim, unless you have the defendant pick up the tab.
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