A Sign of the End Times

[Lemur]

Worked a crazy-long day today, and at one point I was sure I was hallucinating. That man over there ... he doesn't actually have a dreadlock mullet, does he? No, I'm imagining things. Nobody has a dreadmullet. That's like one of those children's tales told to frighten and cow the kindelein into obedience.

Wait a minute. There he goes again. He really does have a dreadmullet.

Can the end of the world be far off? I know dreadmullets aren't mentioned specifically in the Book of Revelation, but they are implied.

It's been good knowing you all. The End Times are here.

[Csargo]

What?

[Fragony]

Dread-mullets are pretty common here, I like to decorate my garden with them

[Subotan]

I was very dissapointed by the amount of mullets I saw in Germany a few months ago. Very dissapointed.

[PanzerJaeger]

Don't bother planning any trips down South.

[naut]

Dreadlocks AND a mullet? Who would do such a thing? What a terrible combo.

[Louis VI the Fat]

That man over there ... he doesn't actually have a dreadlock mullet, does he? No, I'm imagining things. Nobody has a dreadmullet. That's like one of those children's tales told to frighten and cow the kindelein into obedience.

Wait a minute. There he goes again. He really does have a dreadmullet.

Can the end of the world be far off? I know dreadmullets aren't mentioned specifically in the Book of Revelation, but they are implied.

It's been good knowing you all. The End Times are here.

Do you mean like in the picture below? Erm...'artistic working class' Paris chic. She's a waitress, he's her boyfriend. Beautiful people, endlesly expressive faces and personal style:

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[Sasaki Kojiro]

Do you mean like in the picture below? Erm...'artistic working class' Paris chic. She's a waitress, he's her boyfriend. Beautiful people, endlesly expressive faces and personal style:

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That would be the "Cornrow-mullet"...pretty bad

[Lemur]

Do you mean like in the picture below?

Nope, that's called "cornrows" here in the U.S., and while silly-looking, it's an established hairstyle. The dude I saw yesterday evening had short hair in front, top and sides, shaped a bit like a bowl cut, and these long, ratty dredlocks sprouting from the back of his head. And he was a white dude. I have never seen such a hairstyle before, and I hope to never see it again. The white boy dreadmullet is a thing of horror and depravity.

[Megas Methuselah]

Nope, that's called "cornrows" here in the U.S., and while silly-looking, it's an established hairstyle.

Cornrows look good on some black guys. It's also ok on some girls, black or not. I have yet to see the hairstyle look good on a white guy, though. Thankfully, I've never seen a native guy with cornrows, who usually go long or extremely short or a mix of the two.

[Major Robert Dump]

Mullets = class, and a gentleman with discerning tastes.

Dreads = dirty

The two cannot be as one, for when these two worlds collide there becomes a rift in the space-time continuum

[CrossLOPER]

At least it wasn't a horse tail.

[Hosakawa Tito]

At least it wasn't a horse tail.

One horse-tail dreadlock mullet coming up.

[Lemur]

One horse-tail dreadlock mullet coming up.

Ooooh, that's getting close ... now split the dreads into about six or seven rat tails, and turn the front into a bowl cut, and I'm going to start having post-traumatic flashbacks.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Men should have short hair, it's the greatest legacy Rome left us.

[Hosakawa Tito]

All us older men really appreciate this look. The Friar Tuck Dreads:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Men should have short hair, it's the greatest legacy Rome left us.

Eeeewww.

Short hair is sooo middle class. Fit for men who do physical labour. We, men of culture, distuingish ourselves from the unwashed masses through elaborate hair.

Alas, since the nineteenth century, even men of good society have confused the practicality and uniformity of the 19th century military style (a suit, and a functional haircut) for a fitting look. Dreadful and unimaginative. Me, I say that unless your occupation requires the projection of uniformity and absense of original intellectual or creative pursuit, short hair is a complete no-no.