East Coast Snowpocalypse

[Fragony]

I am what is called a morzh, or a 'walrus' in Russia. During the dead of the winter, I go outside in swimming trunks (I prefer Speedos actually) and take a snow&ice bath. Or run for a few klicks in nothing but shorts. Or swim in the freezing water.

Here we have the new years dive. No way I am ever going to do it but there are good reasons to do so,



BUT NO, COLD GAH, I need to be kept dry and warm.