so im 18....

[Hooahguy]

ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?







at least now when it says "18 or older can enter" ill be truthful about it.

[Strike For The South]

My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily

[Aemilius Paulus]

Frack, are you in 12th grade?

[Hooahguy]

Frack, are you in 12th grade?

nope, 11th. you see, i was born in NY, moved to israel where i started school, then came back. so in israel in in 12th, here in in 11th. messed up, isnt it?

[drone]

ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?

If I remember correctly, there are a few clubs in Atlanta that are BYOB or completely dry, which means you can go in. If the club has a liquor license, you are out of luck.

[Hosakawa Tito]

If I remember correctly, there are a few clubs in Atlanta that are BYOB or completely dry, which means you can go in. If the club has a liquor license, you are out of luck.

Strip clubs without liquor...never heard of such a animal. What's the point of a lap dance with no alcohol?

Apart from the fact that you have to be 18 to get to 19 and so on....sorry Charlie. Once you hit 19 you can go to the Canadian ballet and get drunk legally. Or do what the rest of us did...get drunk illegally now.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Strip clubs without liquor...never heard of such a animal. What's the point of a lap dance with no alcohol?

Sweet Jitters, is it just me who believes that alcohol combined with provocatively-dressed (hell, or even naked), presumably attractive women who are paid to do their best to seduce men and yet are not allowed to engage in any sort of sexual intercourse is a bad idea? Strip clubs with liquor? What's next, LSD dens with guns? Auto racing with sleeping pills?

[drone]

Strip clubs without liquor...never heard of such a animal. What's the point of a lap dance with no alcohol?

Not sure about today, but in the 90's it was fairly common in the ATL. It might be a southern/Atlanta thing, it's probably due to the mix of Deep South religious influences and Atlanta's hedonism. Atlanta (or rather Fulton County) had lots of strip clubs, some high class (the infamous Gold Club being one) along with some not so high class. Atlanta is/was a convention town, so this isn't too surprising. As the sprawl expanded, proprietors tried to open up clubs in the suburban counties (DeKalb, Cobb, Gwinnett). The more conservative/religious residents of these counties fought with the only legal avenue available to them, the liquor licensing process. Some clubs decided it wasn't worth the effort to fight the legal battle to get a license, so they went without. This had the added side-effect of lowering the minimum age requirement of their customers to 18, which was a nice middle finger to the prudes. Depending on the county, these clubs could either be booze-free, or BYOB (with carding on entry and high "cover charges" on booze brought in). The dancers weren't as "talented" since the money draw was less, but beggars (and high school seniors) can't be choosy.

Atlanta is what a hundred thousand Confederate soldiers died to prevent.

Sweet Jitters, is it just me who believes that alcohol combined with provocatively-dressed (hell, or even naked), presumably attractive women who are paid to do their best to seduce men and yet are not allowed to engage in any sort of sexual intercourse is a bad idea? Strip clubs with liquor? What's next, LSD dens with guns? Auto racing with sleeping pills?

Large bouncers and Mafia ties keep the peace. Liquored up customers spend and tip more.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Large bouncers and Mafia ties keep the peace. Liquored up customers spend and tip more.

Huh, how right you are. Especially the latter part. Wow, I am genuinely impressed with their business model. What better way to extract money than with a nude beauty caressing the dough out of a male drunk on ethanol, genetics (the visual clues of a desirable mate), testosterone, serotonin and dopamine... A bleeping monkey on crack will have better judgement...

[A Very Super Market]

At which point someone gets thrown out, and you still have whatever they spent.

But who needs a strip club, where you can't even go about primal business? Celebrate your birthday by casting your genes off into life. And any crevice that comes with it.

[Csargo]

ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?






at least now when it says "18 or older can enter" ill be truthful about it.

No.

[miotas]

ill be 18 in a few hours

Woooooo! Go get hammered!

Oh... Wait... USA, right.

An 18th without going out and getting sloshed, I find this concept hard to grasp.

EDIT
Oh, happy b'day by the way

[Megas Methuselah]

ill be 18 in a few hours

Haha, I'm older'n you, bwoi!




EDIT: Yeah, that's right! I can gamble, I can drink, I can go get a ho ta gimme a lapdance, you name it!
EDIT2: Happy b-day!

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

ill be 18 in a few hours, but i have yet to discover the advantages of being 18. besides being regarded as really old.
can i go to strip clubs yet?

Har really old!

HAR!

[Centurion1]

But who needs the primal business itself when there are no desirable mates of the opposite sex to stimulate and fulfil such desire? Two forks of a tongue, as Centurion1 would surely understand

ok harry. i enjoyed that.

Yeah your a couple months oler than me......

Trust me drinking is still very easy to do at our age bracket. *my aching head*

[KukriKhan]

On Sunday, get up at midnight. Shave your head. Don simple clothes (including sturdy shoes). Carry a lighter, a knife, and 2 canteens of water - nothing else.

Start walking. Walk until the sun goes down. Sleep a little. Walk some more - until noon the second day; then turn around and walk back.

Thursday morning, come back here and tell us what you saw and heard and smelled and felt and thought.

Friday morning: register for the draft, register to vote, and file a tax return.

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Happy birthday. Welcome to manhood. Strip Clubs, binge drinking, all that fun stuff can wait until you do these things.

[Hooahguy]

On Sunday, get up at midnight. Shave your head. Don simple clothes (including sturdy shoes). Carry a lighter, a knife, and 2 canteens of water - nothing else.

Start walking. Walk until the sun goes down. Sleep a little. Walk some more - until noon the second day; then turn around and walk back.

Thursday morning, come back here and tell us what you saw and heard and smelled and felt and thought.

Friday morning: register for the draft, register to vote, and file a tax return.

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Happy birthday. Welcome to manhood. Strip Clubs, binge drinking, all that fun stuff can wait until you do these things.

i already registered for the draft. darn. and if i just walked for a week id miss a ton of stuff at school.

anyhow, i didnt have school today. and wont have it on monday either, so this is good.
i have a feeling my friends will throw me a surprise party on sunday...

[bobbin]

can i go to strip clubs yet?

God knows why you would want to.

I do feel sorry for people who have to wait until they are 21 to drink, its a thoroughly barbaric state of affairs.

[HoreTore]

God knows why you would want to.

I do feel sorry for people who have to wait until they are 21 to drink, its a thoroughly barbaric state of affairs.

Indeed!

What about those poor bastards who are forced to lose their virginity sober? There should be laws against that!!

[bobbin]

Haha! Man that made me laugh. It is truely an experience that requires the liquid courage (but not too much otherwise we're creating a Catch 22 problem).

[Hooahguy]

belated birthday kiss. score!

[Strike For The South]

belated birthday kiss. score!

Did you hold her hand as well?