Falklands

[Louis VI the Fat]

We don't.

As Svalbard is about as close to Norway as it is to Russia, we co-own it with the russkies. You see, civilized people are capable of sharing their stuff

That's because there is no oil near the Svalbard.

Will you share your oil rich North Sea possesions with the UK then? Because this is what Argentina is asking of the UK at the moment.