Is Tosa a BOT????

[Askthepizzaguy]

Here's what some famous people have to say about the glorious being known only as TosaInu:

"He's got teeth the size of... he can leap about... LOOK AT THE BONES!!!"

-Tim the Enchanter

"TosaInu is the father of every kid in this town!"

-New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg

"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."

-Cynthia Nixon

"He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."

-Bill O'Reilly

"He framed Roger Rabbit."

-Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

-Ingrid Newkirk

"TosaInu once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

-Bill Clinton

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

-Mickey Mouse

"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

-Charles Manson

"We once had a bachelor party for TosaInu. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

-Dora the Explorer

"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls"

-Zombie Jesus