The "What happened there?" game.

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

Like I said in that demotivator, Germans are Romaioktonoi's secret weapon since they pwned the Western Roman Empire and let the Eastern one be slowly Hellenized.....

Btw, the Ptolemaioi sucked up to the Romaioi and helped Pahlava eat up my Seleukids (The true heirs of Alexandros!), so after I destroy the Rumoz, they're next!