Hey you! Yes you! Interested in joining the Central Intelligence Agency?

[Hosakawa Tito]

I am apparently a Thoughtful Observer.

Me too. Not to mention sensitive, compassionate, handsome and very adaptable. Kinda like Dick Cheney.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

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[Tellos Athenaios]

Yes. I think the questionnaire works as follows:
Q: Are you a mad raving lunatic intent on world domination? Yes: -> go to 2. No: -> go to 1.
1 You are a thoughtful observer.
2 You are a mastermind. Terribly sorry about that, but why don't you try applying for the TV show instead?

[Vladimir]

More like:

Are you young, overconfident, and ivy-league educated? Do you enjoy looking down your nose at other members of your community while they run rings around you? If so, then you are:

1. Intelligent, charismatic, and adaptive.

*clears throat* I say that with the deepest respect, of course.

[miotas]

Maybe something's going down in the intelligence world. ASIO was recently using a facebook campaign to try and get some new spooks.

[drone]

The site is a honeytrap to catch spies and terrorists. Your IP addresses have been logged and noted. Black helicopters will be arriving shortly.

[Tellos Athenaios]

I'll be watching the show then. The GeoIP location stuff is pretty good but still at least one block off.

[CrossLOPER]

The site is a honeytrap to catch spies and terrorists. Your IP addresses have been logged and noted. Black helicopters will be arriving shortly.

Oh no, they're going to arrest someone in the college of computing building. Whatever will I do? What a terrible thing.