Wingmen

[pevergreen]

i didnt want to offend anyone. i was thinking particularly about female orgahs who may not appreciate it. i am a gentleman if you havent noticed.

You're only a gentlemen when you start wearing a top hat, a monocle, learn to walk using a cane and have a top notch moustache.

[Csargo]

You're only a gentlemen when you start wearing a top hat, a monocle, learn to walk using a cane and have a top notch moustache.

I have all the tools, but none of the moxy

[pevergreen]

I have all the tools, but none of the moxy

Its ok, you can still be salvaged. Simply challenge other potential suitors to a duel.

Since swords and gunfights at dawn are no longer legal, methodology is as follows.

1. Approach enemy with proper posture
2. Say: "Dear sir, you offend my honour! I demand satisfaction!" Particular emphasis on the demanding.
3. The correct response is: "Then you shall have it sir!"
4. The duel may be carried out in a gentlemenly manner, such as a vicious thumb war, or a video game context or some form of ability contest.
5. Honour is satisfied.

[Prussian to the Iron]

You're only a gentlemen when you start wearing a top hat, a monocle, learn to walk using a cane and have a top notch moustache.

thats too english-y. think american......Mr. Peanut!

[Megas Methuselah]

So how is the girl's periods, anyways?

[pevergreen]

So how is the girl's periods, anyways?

You know, after the conversation I had last night, I would have rather been talking about her periods.

Girls who like sex are scary...

[drone]

So how is the girl's periods, anyways?

There's an app for that.
Code Red

[Louis VI the Fat]

There's an app for that.
Code Red

Dude, I'm getting that thing and I don't care what she says about it.

How it works: Type in the first day of your partner's cycle for a few months. Then sit back and wait for the helpful reminders to pop up on your Apple device. During PMS time, for example, a female symbol appears sporting devil horns. A frisky ovulation alert tells you when your chances for getting down are looking up.

[Secura]

Girls who like sex are scary...

Poor pevergreen!

There's an app for that.
Code Red

I've seen it all now... boys and their toys, huh?

[pevergreen]

Poor pevergreen!

*shudder*

Its...so...cold...

Might be getting unfrontroomish

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Seriously, it wasn't even...like normal. Just bam out of nowhere: This is what I did and oh boy did I like it like this and now I have bruises everywhere.

[Thermal]

Nevermind, wrong place, wrong moment

I eventually decided it was distasteful

[Kagemusha]

*shudder*

Its...so...cold...

Might be getting unfrontroomish

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Seriously, it wasn't even...like normal. Just bam out of nowhere: This is what I did and oh boy did I like it like this and now I have bruises everywhere.

How innocent and youthfull.