Wingmen

[Prussian to the Iron]

You're only a gentlemen when you start wearing a top hat, a monocle, learn to walk using a cane and have a top notch moustache.

thats too english-y. think american......Mr. Peanut!

[Megas Methuselah]

So how is the girl's periods, anyways?

[pevergreen]

So how is the girl's periods, anyways?

You know, after the conversation I had last night, I would have rather been talking about her periods.

Girls who like sex are scary...

[drone]

So how is the girl's periods, anyways?

There's an app for that.
Code Red

[Louis VI the Fat]

There's an app for that.
Code Red

Dude, I'm getting that thing and I don't care what she says about it.

How it works: Type in the first day of your partner's cycle for a few months. Then sit back and wait for the helpful reminders to pop up on your Apple device. During PMS time, for example, a female symbol appears sporting devil horns. A frisky ovulation alert tells you when your chances for getting down are looking up.

[Secura]

Girls who like sex are scary...

Poor pevergreen!

There's an app for that.
Code Red

I've seen it all now... boys and their toys, huh?

[Husar]

A wingman is the person who keeps your six clear of bogeys.

[pevergreen]

Poor pevergreen!

*shudder*

Its...so...cold...

Might be getting unfrontroomish

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Seriously, it wasn't even...like normal. Just bam out of nowhere: This is what I did and oh boy did I like it like this and now I have bruises everywhere.

[Thermal]

Nevermind, wrong place, wrong moment

I eventually decided it was distasteful

[pevergreen]

Nevermind, wrong place, wrong moment

I eventually decided it was distasteful

Was it possibly de-

wait for it

-nied.

[Thermal]

Was it possibly de-

wait for it

-nied.

As you may have gathered by now, intelligence is something I FAIL at.

Only myself denied it, if that is what you mean, if not you may laugh now.

[Megas Methuselah]

There's an app for that.
Code Red

Whoa, that is awesome!

I've seen it all now... boys and their toys, huh?

Tool. It's a tool. You're supposed to be the toy.

[Kagemusha]

*shudder*

Its...so...cold...

Might be getting unfrontroomish

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Seriously, it wasn't even...like normal. Just bam out of nowhere: This is what I did and oh boy did I like it like this and now I have bruises everywhere.

How innocent and youthfull.

[Centurion1]

just downloaded the app. can it put multiple females in the database....... hmm its surprisingly complicated

[Secura]

Tool. It's a tool. You're supposed to be the toy.

Is that refering to me specifically or just women in general? xD

[Megas Methuselah]

Is that refering to me specifically or just women in general? xD

Women in general, but if it makes you feel warm and special on the inside, then it can mean you, in particular.

Anyways, in an effort to make myself from appearin as a sexist pig, let's just remember that I, too, am a toy: a boy-toy.

(Just don't think you can stick anything up my anus, though; I've heard of crazy women who try doin that, and thank God I haven't ran into one myself)

[pevergreen]

Duuude, PG13.

[Megas Methuselah]

Duuude, PG13.

Yeah, I decided not to go into detail...

[Lemur]

Ladies and gentlemen, Indiana Jones has just survived a nuclear explosion by hiding in a refrigerator.