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    Excellent, I had Stately Victor winning even before I read this thread. To know that I have the wisdom of a man such as Strike on my side only increases my confidence in a stately victory today.
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    The hottest female jockey isn't in the race. If I could afford a race horse I'd want Chantal to be my jockey.
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    Jesus, Borel is on fire at Churchill. You'd think somebody else would have learned and just gone straight for the rail by now.
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    So basically the American version of our Grand National except without the jumps and the people wearing ridiculous hats?


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    Quote Originally Posted by tibilicus View Post
    So basically the American version of our Grand National except without the jumps and the people wearing ridiculous hats?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
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    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tibilicus View Post
    So basically the American version of our Grand National except without the jumps and the people wearing ridiculous hats?
    Our version of the Grand National happened today, but it wasn't in Kentucky. The Virginia Gold Cup. The Kentucky Derby is just a boring race around a flat, groomed track, by horses with no true stamina. Plus, the VA Gold Cup has Jack Russell races.
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    Cajun power!

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