Vajazzling—Please Tell Me This Is a Joke

[Lemur]

Rhinestones applied around the vajay, resulting in vajazzling. I'm really, seriously hoping this is a joke, and not real. Account #1, and a tribute website.

Has anybody heard about this? Seen it? Been horrified by it? Reports, please.





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Found a video of the process. Imma scared.

[Thermal]

Pretty cringe worthy.

Seriously....

[Hosakawa Tito]

For those who don't want a tattoo. Kids in my family used to play with stickers and such... but never put them there, that I'm aware of anyway. crazy kids

[Lemur]

I haven't been this disturbed by a female grooming trend since the first time I read about anal bleaching.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Well that Savage Love column makes sense now.

CR

[pevergreen]

I haven't been this disturbed by a female grooming trend since the first time I read about anal bleaching.

Havent you heard the joke?

Woman #1: I'm thinking about getting my bleached.
Woman #2: Ooh! I think he'd look good as a blonde.

[Martok]

Pretty cringe worthy.

Indeed. I'm more than a little horrified right now.

[Secura]

As if waxing wasn't bad enough... at least this doesn't hurt, I suppose.

[Hax]

Woman #1: I'm thinking about getting my bleached.

Why would anyone want to have their donkeys bleached? That sounds horribly cruel.

[Husar]

I don't see why it's disturbing, I just wonder how they fix the things and how much force is needed for them to fall off.
Otherwise seems like a waste of money and nothing that interests me at all.
Now diamond teeth...

[A Nerd]

Strange fad. Are they removable or are they permanant like tattoos? Permanent, when they are old and grey they can still admire the art work.

[drone]

A few weeks ago, some website(SI?) had the original YouTube video where JLH was on the Lopez show and she brought it up. Painful to watch.


I don't think anything women do can surprise me anymore. Vajazzling the vajayjay is fairly low key compared to anal bleaching, labial trimming, feet binding, and other crazy stuff.

[Scienter]

Unfortunately, this is real. My faith in humanity would increase if someone could prove me wrong, though! From what I understand, this is not a permanent procedure, but still, I can't imagine it being comfortable to walk around with rhinestones glued on.

As if waxing wasn't bad enough... at least this doesn't hurt, I suppose.

Maybe not getting it put on, but I can't imagine removing the rhinestones is pleasant. *cringe* I mean, adhesive has to be involved to get the little buggers to stick. It's gotta be strong enough to stay on with friction from clothing. I can't imagine how this would survive sex, either. The rest of that train of thought is probably more backroom appropriate.

[Secura]

Maybe not getting it put on, but I can't imagine removing the rhinestones is pleasant. *cringe* I mean, adhesive has to be involved to get the little buggers to stick. It's gotta be strong enough to stay on with friction from clothing.:

So it's actually kinda like waxing after all! xD

[edyzmedieval]

I like my girls clean, thank you. No diamonds or anything needed. If she can look out of a magazine cover when she gets out of bed without saying stupid stuff, and is capable of being affectionate to my babies, she's mine.

[Lemur]

Well that Savage Love column makes sense now.

Made me look. I see the Savage/vajazzling issue is only growing in controversy ...

The body hair ship may have sailed, but vaginal modification is at a point right now where we are still in a position to fend off the tide. And my greatest fear is that someday, we will wake to find that our girls are being routinely Vajazzled upon puberty, and realize that we never stood up to say, “This **** is ******* ridiculous.”

[Louis VI the Fat]

Meh, pretty much beginner's stuff.



Me, I am completely shaven with tattoos of lightning bolts reaching up to my belly button, springing from a full colour tattoo cleverly incorporating my private parts of a hammer-wielding Thor, God of Thunder.

[Megas Methuselah]

So it's actually kinda like waxing after all! xD

This made me flinch, lol.

[KukriKhan]

I don't think anything women do can surprise me anymore.

1979. Carter, Iran hostages, Desert 1, the world going to hell in a handbasket. My 6 year old daughter wanted ear-piercing. "All the kids at school...", etc. "No" sez I, "It's my job to deliver you intact, educated, unmarked, into adulthood. When you turn 18, if you still want it, I'll pay for it and buy you pretty earrings."

Ha! Wifey filed for divorce later in the year, and took both the 6 yr old and the 18 month old to get ears pierced, and marched them both to my office to show Dad (and serve the divorce papers). Ya think ya know people... so I agree with drone.

[Lemur]

Who the **** pierces the ears of a 6 yr and 18-month-old? For crying out loud, why not get them some tramp stamps while you're at it?

[drone]

Who the **** pierces the ears of a 6 yr and 18-month-old? For crying out loud, why not get them some tramp stamps while you're at it?

I know quite a few parents that got their daughters' ears pierced early. Not sure about 18 months though. I would probably go for piercings when they get a drivers license, and no earlier.

And you can't put tramp stamps on at that age. The skin will stretch and grow unpredictably as the kid gets older, you can't guarantee the integrity of the shape. Duh!