This thread is a valuable insight into male toilet etiquette for the fairer sex... thank you, Reenk. xD
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This thread is a valuable insight into male toilet etiquette for the fairer sex... thank you, Reenk. xD
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http://www.drinknation.com/fun/urinaltestOriginally Posted by Secura
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Dear God, I got 40 out of 60.... o_O'
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I got a kick out of this:
http://blog.xkcd.com/2009/09/02/urin...vulnerability/
The comment section is pure gold.
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
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"Even more awkward is a trough urinal placed in the middle of the mens room floor leading to potential cross streaming, and looking forward at another dudes junk or making eye contact."
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thats ok i scored 30 outa 60...
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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So nobody tries trick shots? Trying to hit both sides at once or making a drawing in the paper that was left in the urinal.
There is always the contest to see who can urinate the highest (I believe pandas do this to).
I also have a friend who tried to 'draw' a circle on the road every chance he got.
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If you gotta go, you might as well have fun!So nobody tries trick shots? Trying to hit both sides at once or making a drawing in the paper that was left in the urinal.
There is always the contest to see who can urinate the highest (I believe pandas do this to).
I also have a friend who tried to 'draw' a circle on the road every chance he got.
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You aim at the fly.
However, this is what [forum member] gets up too.
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Your worst fears confirmed. There are no jokes it's all really true, the Frenchman's delusions of grandeur notwithstanding, nor sitting. Pass Louis the tripod...
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I hate public bathrooms, so I try to stay as far away from them as possible. But I have used them on occasion, and not once have they ever redeemed themselves.
Here's a particularly nasty "technique" that someone apparently thought of: pooping in the urinal. I'm glad I wasn't there to see him actually do it and I don't know how he did it, but I saw the aftermath. Maybe the toilets were broken. I hope.
Then there was the time when a school toilet was booby-trapped with superglue and someone got stuck to it, but that's another story.
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I don't use public toilets, nevermind urinals. The water gets recycled does it not? So does it benefit the environment?
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