My first real ban!

[Hooahguy]

never been banned, but i got 2 warning points for yelling at a flamer over at the ETW section a year ago.

[Kurando]

In the 1990's I received a 10 year ban from the Waterslide near my house! Never been banned on the net though, but the decade is still young, even if I'm not.

[Hooahguy]

In the 1990's I received a 10 year ban from the Waterslide near my house!

what would merit such a thing?

[Kurando]

what would merit such a thing?

I screamed "April Showers!" really loud and with reckless abandon did a cannonball into the kids wading pool, and after eventually getting kicked out my friends and I threw a barrage of beer bottles at the security guard's golfcart in the parking lot. In hindsight, I feel 10 a year ban was probably justified.

In that same era I also got a lifetime ban from a local petting zoo for wrestling a goat, but I feel I was not wrong in the instance; the goat WAS trying to hypnotize me! Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes? They have snake eyes... Just a warning, incase you're ever in a similar situation: goats are also amazingly heavy for their size; when I tried to pick it up I couldn't even get it off the ground.

I always found it interesting that in both of those completely separate instances the people who handed down the bans said the exact same thing "you're old enough to know better..."

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[Hooahguy]

I screamed "April Showers!" really loud and with reckless abandon did a cannonball into the kids wading pool, and after eventually getting kicked out my friends and I threw a barrage of beer bottles at the security guard's golfcart in the parking lot. In hindsight, I feel 10 a year ban was probably justified.

In that same era I also got a lifetime ban from a local petting zoo for wrestling a goat, but I feel I was not wrong in the instance; the goat WAS trying to hypnotize me! Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes? They have snake eyes... Just a warning, incase you're ever in a similar situation: goats are also amazingly heavy for their size; when I tried to pick it up I couldn't even get it off the ground.

I always found it interesting that in both of those completely separate instances the people who handed down the bans said the exact same thing "you're old enough to know better..."

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how old were you?

[Monk]

In that same era I also got a lifetime ban from a local petting zoo for wrestling a goat, but I feel I was not wrong in the instance; the goat WAS trying to hypnotize me!

This is the greatest single sentence i've ever read on this site. Ever.

[Cute Wolf]

never banned, never had warning.

Never banned, never had warning, but I notice a few posts have been deleted...

bah, I actually got some kind of warnings and infraction points... you two never on the backroom, right

[Yoyoma1910]

I've only had one pair of Ray Bans, but I still got em.








... Oh wait, I guess I read that wrong.



At least I still got my shades, yo.

[Ibrahim]

I only had one actual warning point-though I have been repeatedly scolded-mostly on account of my exceptionally twisted sense of humor (which does go too far, and involves some expletive phrases ).

and that one was last year...and it has expired...and I'm not going to post another Ark joke picture again. ever.

however, it has ruined my chances, I suspect, of ever becoming a senior member


outside this little forum: well, I have yet to be banned from anything; I'm not so silly as to cannonball a wading pool full of little kids...

or wrestle a goat for being supposedly hypnotized...

[Motep]

Moderators.....power goes to their heads. And if you verbally abuse them...well....they do things. Evil things. Cruel things. Amusing things. And when you make a new account and do it again, let's just say that my computer wont load the UGO forums anymore.

[Fragony]

[QUOTE=Kurando;2501925]I screamed "April Showers!" really loud and with reckless abandon did a cannonball into the kids wading pool, and after eventually getting kicked out my friends and I threw a barrage of beer bottles at the security guard's golfcart in the parking lot. In hindsight, I feel 10 a year ban was probably justified.

In that same era I also got a lifetime ban from a local petting zoo for wrestling a goat, but I feel I was not wrong in the instance; the goat WAS trying to hypnotize me! Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes? They have snake eyes... Just a warning, incase you're ever in a similar situation: goats are also amazingly heavy for their size; when I tried to pick it up I couldn't even get it off the ground.

I always found it interesting that in both of those completely separate instances the people who handed down the bans said the exact same thing "you're old enough to know better..."








Heh leave a trail of destruction wherever you go, got banned from a pony-club

[a completely inoffensive name]

This thread was made for me, Meth and AP to brag if AP had not been perma banned. I have 19 infractions so far, none this year though. I have been banned once, for a month because of my reaction to what the moderators did to the Tavern. I think Meth has 20 something infractions if I remember correctly.

[Centurion1]

Who wants to race me to 30 warning points?

On your mark get set, go!

Seamus is an ugly name
Lemurs are ugly
Psychonaut can't hold his liquor
Tosa inu is a girly dog
France sucks
The red pagoda blows
Monks a monk cause he can't get any!

Banquo???? Hmm banquos a nice enough chap

Do I. Win?

[Kagemusha]

I screamed "April Showers!" really loud and with reckless abandon did a cannonball into the kids wading pool, and after eventually getting kicked out my friends and I threw a barrage of beer bottles at the security guard's golfcart in the parking lot. In hindsight, I feel 10 a year ban was probably justified.

In that same era I also got a lifetime ban from a local petting zoo for wrestling a goat, but I feel I was not wrong in the instance; the goat WAS trying to hypnotize me! Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes? They have snake eyes... Just a warning, incase you're ever in a similar situation: goats are also amazingly heavy for their size; when I tried to pick it up I couldn't even get it off the ground.

I always found it interesting that in both of those completely separate instances the people who handed down the bans said the exact same thing "you're old enough to know better..."

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That just saved my day!

[lyly10388]

I screamed "April Showers!" really loud and with reckless abandon did a cannonball into the kids wading pool, and after eventually getting kicked out my friends and I threw a barrage of beer bottles at the security guard's golfcart in the parking lot. In hindsight, I feel 10 a year ban was probably justified.

In that same era I also got a lifetime ban from a local petting zoo for wrestling a goat, but I feel I was not wrong in the instance; the goat WAS trying to hypnotize me! Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes? They have snake eyes... Just a warning, incase you're ever in a similar situation: goats are also amazingly heavy for their size; when I tried to pick it up I couldn't even get it off the ground.

I always found it interesting that in both of those completely separate instances the people who handed down the bans said the exact same thing "you're old enough to know better..."

[spoil]]

Thank you so much for your post.

[Subotan]

I am the proud possessor of a lifetime ban from the Southport Model Railway, after I, along with my cousin, derailed a train and caused chaos

[Ibn-Khaldun]

In the 1990's I received a 10 year ban from the Waterslide near my house! Never been banned on the net though, but the decade is still young, even if I'm not.

I am the proud possessor of a lifetime ban from the Southport Model Railway, after I, along with my cousin, derailed a train and caused chaos

You.. criminals!

I'm increasingly annoyed at how getting warning points is now somehow boosting to the e-penis.

So.. we have e-state, e-school, e-hospital and now we have e-penis?

Wow.. internet IS taking control over humans as it seems!

[drone]

So.. we have e-state, e-school, e-hospital and now we have e-penis?

Wow.. internet IS taking control over humans as it seems!

It can't control me, I have a detachable e-penis.

[Lemur]

It can't control me, I have a detachable e-penis.

Dang it, now you forced me to go listen to four King Missile songs in a row. Time: wasted.