My first real ban!

[Ibn-Khaldun]

In the 1990's I received a 10 year ban from the Waterslide near my house! Never been banned on the net though, but the decade is still young, even if I'm not.

I am the proud possessor of a lifetime ban from the Southport Model Railway, after I, along with my cousin, derailed a train and caused chaos

You.. criminals!

I'm increasingly annoyed at how getting warning points is now somehow boosting to the e-penis.

So.. we have e-state, e-school, e-hospital and now we have e-penis?

Wow.. internet IS taking control over humans as it seems!