Van der Sloot Confessses

[Louis VI the Fat]

Then why are we involved in a land war in Asia?

You're not, duh.


It's a ploy to move government funds to Nicaragua, to fight the War on Drugs. The troops you see on Fox have really been send to the dry mountanous regions of Peru, to battle the local drug lords. (Devout Islamic Taleban growing drugs? You're all being had)