Are you a real man?

[Vuk]

Heard that. Also baldness supposedly affects them the same way, for the supposedly same reason. Since I'm bald already and have to fight them off with a stick, growing a beard would be pointless in my case...

lol, you and me both pal.

Beards are awesome. Until they get itchy (especially in summer), then it is shaving time.

I don't understand that. My beard never gets itchy in the summer.