Are you a real man?

[Moros]

I look like Jezus.

[Martok]

What's the logic behind that, Hosa?

I'm curious as to this myself. While I'm aware that many folks in your profession are clean-shaven, Hosa, I confess I wasn't aware it was an actual requirement.

[Vuk]

I'm curious as to this myself. While I'm aware that many folks in your profession are clean-shaven, Hosa, I confess I wasn't aware it was an actual requirement.

What is his profession?

[Gregoshi]

What is his profession?

Shaver testing.

J/K, I'll let Hosa answer that one.

[Vuk]

Wow, 18 real men and 9 juniors! I did not expect there to be that many!

[Fragony]

Wow, 18 real men and 9 juniors! I did not expect there to be that many!

Hey it's your party but I'm not comming this time

[Vuk]

Hey it's your party but I'm not comming this time

lol, you know that you cannot resist. You will be coming...in the cake.

[A Nerd]

If I glue on a beard can I be considered a real man?

[Cyclops]

I am a very hairy man, my chest has a beard, my arse has a beard, my back has a beard, but I shave my face for comfort. Does shaving my face make me less of a man? Does being fuzzed up all over like an Orang Utan make me a protected species?

I grew a fine beard last year whilst out camping, red and white streaks, very manly and fierce. While it was filthy with desert dust it was fine but the second I washed it the itching was unbearable, so I shaved it forthwith.

The secret to a happy beard is leave it dirty or rub some moisturiser into it. Or mash burgers into your chin and comb out the visible scraps.

[Megas Methuselah]

Man, this thread is [full of insightful commentary].

[Vuk]

Man, this thread is [full of insightful commentary].

You forgot sexist too (see third post).

lol, it is hardly a particularly serious thread Megas. :P

[Beskar]

"Are you a real man?"

Are we underthreat by women posing as men?

[Hosakawa Tito]

What's the logic behind that, Hosa?

You can't get a good seal on a gas mask if you have a beard. The grooming standards for the Shock Incarceration program are almost as high and tight as the military and applies to staff as well as inmates. Long hair provides one's opponent with a handle in a physical altercation.

[Husar]

Look Vuk, the research is conclusive:

http://www.break.com/usercontent/201...engths-1870451

[Vuk]

You can't get a good seal on a gas mask if you have a beard. The grooming standards for the Shock Incarceration program are almost as high and tight as the military and applies to staff as well as inmates. Long hair provides one's opponent with a handle in a physical altercation.

So what exactly is it that you do Hosa? :P

Look Vuk, the research is conclusive:

http://www.break.com/usercontent/201...engths-1870451

lol, I don't know, women I have been with since I have had my beard seem to be fixated with it when we kiss. They run their fingers through it and even kiss it.
I guess I have just gotten some of the good 35% of women.

[Ja'chyra]

I shave about once a week, I hate shaving, it is indeed the work of the devil.

Unfortunately I am thinning on top so have to keep it cropped in to avoid being the comb over guy so that measn no growing a beard, which is too itchy and I don't like anyway. That being said I do shave my chest as well as I'm not a fan of being hairy.

Oh, stop starting polls without the Gah option, it's just not right.

[Ja'chyra]

So what exactly is it that you do Hosa? :P

Gasses people

[Gregoshi]

So what exactly is it that you do Hosa? :P

...Incarceration program...inmates...

He moderates at a prison.

[Centurion1]

^ I thought it was rather self explanatory. My cousin is a prison guard, hes a shaved shiny head with about 200 pounds of muscle, wouldnt see me rioting near him.

Im not voting in this poll because there is just no option viable. I do find it humourous though.

[drone]

He moderates at a prison.