Saxon Showdown [CONCLUDED]

[Askthepizzaguy]

A TinCow cannot be alive at the end of a mafia game. It violates the very laws of physics and the universe will find a way to rectify the situation.

Then we can only hope you and the other mafia team kill each other off. But I am not holding my breath.

I am guessing I'm still not recruited as punishment for past misdeeds. I am a sad panda now.

[TinCow]

I am guessing I'm still not recruited as punishment for past misdeeds. I am a sad panda now.

If you are still a townie, if you even ever were to begin with, then I am a kumquat.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you are still a townie, if you even ever were to begin with, then I am a kumquat.

If I wasn't a townie, you would have been dead when my first three attempts to lynch you failed, you silly banana kumquat. You're just leaving me alive to taunt me at this point.

I must admit I find it both amusing and frustrating.

[El Barto]

That's it, Pizza, I'll make you a panda in my next game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's it, Pizza, I'll make you a panda in my next game.

Making Pizza a panda in your next game makes Pizza a sad panda.

[LazyMcCrow]

Then we can only hope you and the other mafia team kill each other off. But I am not holding my breath.

I am guessing I'm still not recruited as punishment for past misdeeds. I am a sad panda now.

This is why you are scum :)

[Askthepizzaguy]

This is why you are scum :)

No, the reason why I am scum is because town is insufferably lame, and you weren't clever enough to recruit me before your swift but satisfying demise.

[LazyMcCrow]

No, the reason why I am scum is because town is insufferably lame, and you weren't clever enough to recruit me before your swift but satisfying demise.

You know as well as I do that this was never a game about being part of the town :) With hindsight, I would have happily recruited you - had I had that ability.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You know as well as I do that this was never a game about being part of the town :) With hindsight, I would have happily recruited you - had I had that ability.

Two thoughts for the Russians:

1) Hindsight is 20/20.
2) He who hesitates is lost.

[Darth Feather]

Two thoughts for the Russians:

1) Hindsight is 20/20.
2) He who hesitates is lost.

But people are scared of persuasion technique and kill you, vhat vould you vant me to do.

And I am still in denial sure Russia will come out victorious. So we didn't have to recruit you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

But people are scared of persuasion technique and kill you, vhat vould you vant me to do.

Should have me an offer I can't refuse.

And I am still in denial sure Russia will come out victorious. So we didn't have to recruit you.

You lose a lot of money down at the race tracks, don't you?

[Darth Feather]

Should have me an offer I can't refuse.

You lose a lot of money down at the race tracks, don't you?

NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT. If I lose at the races, I bribe the Judge, vho disqualifies all horses better than mine.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT. If I lose at the races, I bribe the Judge, vho disqualifies all horses better than mine.

I believe your favorite horse is resting comfortably in the bed of your living associates as we speak.

Part of it, anyway.

[Darth Feather]

I believe your favorite horse is resting comfortably in the bed of your living associates as we speak.

Part of it, anyway.

That is just evil. Vhat did Sprinkles ever do to you? Nov I am sure, you are Italian killer or neutral horse terrorist.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Me? I'm just a pizza delivery man.

[Darth Feather]

Me? I'm just a pizza delivery man.

So, basically, you admit your Italian nature.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So, basically, you admit your Italian nature.

What, my patriotic declaration that I wished to kill people by impaling them on the Italian flag wasn't a strong enough hint for you? And I've only referenced the Godfather over and over on this thread.

Does anyone care to guess my role now, or do you still foolishly believe you can stop my reign of terror, that I might have to keep it a secret?

[Darth Feather]

What, my patriotic declaration that I wished to kill people by impaling them on the Italian flag wasn't a strong enough hint for you? And I've only referenced the Godfather over and over on this thread.

Does anyone care to guess my role now, or do you still foolishly believe you can stop my reign of terror?

That means recruiting you vould be impossible anyvay. So ve vere right not to.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm still insulted that you never tried. And for that, you deserved to have that florin placed upon your head.

Although, just between us, you weren't worth a nickel.

Say goodbye to Mother Russia.

[LazyMcCrow]

vivé la vache en étain!

[El Barto]

Someone lynch Pizza, he's leader of a mafia faction.

Making Pizza a panda in your next game makes Pizza a sad panda.

It's not a lame panda like in the WarCraft series, man.

Say goodbye to Mother Russia.

Mother Russia do not suffer… we're gonna meet you alla round the wooorld…

[Askthepizzaguy]

vivé la vache en étain!

Oh, he's lived long enough, don't you think?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Someone lynch Pizza, he's leader of a mafia faction.

No! Please don't threaten to lynch me! I'm so worried about that happening.

This town is a little slow on the uptake.

[El Barto]

threatentolynch:askthepizzaguy.

[SalmonSoil]

Pizza obviously doesn't care about our lynches. Probably he can survive a lynch attempt, or there are 4 Italians. Or maybe he just wanted us to come to that conclusion and fail to lynch him?

The question is, can someone night kill him?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza obviously doesn't care about our lynches. Probably he can survive a lynch attempt, or there are 4 Italians. Or maybe he just wanted us to come to that conclusion and fail to lynch him?

The question is, can someone night kill him?

Highly unlikely at this point.

[El Barto]

threatentolynch:askthepizzaguy.

QFT.

[SalmonSoil]

When is this phase meant to end? I'm not sure if I will be awake before it does, but if I am this vote may change.

vote: Tincow

I told you I hadn't forgotten.

[TinCow]

When is this phase meant to end? I'm not sure if I will be awake before it does, but if I am this vote may change.

vote: Tincow

I told you I hadn't forgotten.

It's a night phase, but thanks for your support.

[Ferret]

Start of Day 7

SalmonSoil was killed. A florin was found on his corpse.

Riedquat was killed. The five of spades was found on his corpse.

Day 7 will end at 22:00 GMT on the 13th (~20 hours from the time of this post). Sorry for the lack of flavour, it's been a long day.


Alive:
1. Askthepizzaguy
2. TinCow
3. Ishmael
4. White_eyes:D
5. Montmorency


Killed/Imprisoned:
1. Gaius Scribonius Curio (Day 1) - Townie Detective
2. Chaotix (Night 1) - Neutral Yakuza Assassin
3. Yay! (Day 2) - Townie
4. Csargo (Night 2) - Serbian Don
5. Ironside (Night 2) - Serbian Recruit
6. edse (Night 2) - Undercover Townie
7. autolycus (Day 3) - Townie
8. LazyMcCrow (Night 3) - Russian Killer
9. Darth Feather (Night 3) - Russian Don
10. HopAlongBunny (Day 4) - Serbian Redirector
11. BSmith (Night 4) - Serbian Killer
12. El Barto (Night 4) - Townie
13. Abstain (Day 5) - Town Mayor
14. FoxLeLay (Day 5 - WOG) - Townie Policeman (doctor)
15. rickinator9 (Night 5) - Italian Recruit
16. B-Wing (Day 6) - Neutral French Psychopath
17. SalmonSoil (Night 6) - Townie Policeman (doctor)
18. Riedquat (Night 6) - Italian Watcher