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    BANNER OF THE WOLF
    hey, isn't that wolf are too cute?

    Hello fellow tribesmen of the wild untamed and drunken forest of germania! Today! I the Sweboz Chieftain, Heruwulfaz, got a vision! A God appears in my dream, well, he was a really strange god indeed... as he was a wolf, but posess purplish-pinky skin, and was very very cute... well, that god was obviously soo cute, and he indeed call himself as "Cute Wolf". Well, he does gave me a vision that we will be no more mere tribal confederation! We'll have an empire, eating up entire europeans, and kicking those people who called us Barbarians before! We'll made those fools who called themself civilized waver before our might... and what was more, that god give me a great plan of Army reform, using methods that was new to us, but could only benefit us in the long run! Well, in our dream, here is some example of our future greatness....

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    Well, but alas, because something wrong happened in the timeline, namely, his savegame got corrupted because he changed the romans back to humanity (they are previously orcs), that god said that we must doing this from stratch, and we should build our future empire by hard works and conquests.... no matter, we're Sweboz warriors afterall, and we'll get our hands bloody with our enemy's blood....



    (To be continued!)

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    Following.




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    Default Re: Banner of The Wolf - A "weird" Sweboz AAR

    as long as you don't forget your duty as Nusantara TW mod leader, I'll following this...

    but

    if you neglect that....
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    Definitely following this. It´s going to be great.



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    Default Re: Banner of The Wolf - A "weird" Sweboz AAR

    Hoo... every Sweboz lovers (put aside you and me), cry seeing their logo was changed into some sort of cute pink wolf.
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    Oh crap. Another one of Cute Wolf's AARs, complete with 1337 sp34k, ahistorical cute pokémon banners and lack of grammar. Where will it all end?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons View Post
    Oh crap. Another one of Cute Wolfs AARs, complete with 1337 sp34k, ahistorical cute pokémon banners and lack of grammar. Where will it all end?
    It will NEVER end!

    Repent! REPENT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons View Post
    Oh crap. Another one of Cute Wolf's AARs, complete with 1337 sp34k, ahistorical cute pokémon banners and lack of grammar. Where will it all end?
    when he killed all Makedonian in his campaign (well, maybe that means killing Makedonia, Arche Seleukeia, and Sister Eater in Yellows)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonic View Post
    when he killed all Makedonian in his campaign (well, maybe that means killing Makedonia, Arche Seleukeia, and Sister Eater in Yellows)
    And when the Demokratia Barbaron (SPQR) lies in ruins.


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    Great AAR, except...
    What is Human Rights? Some kind of new slavery system or some stupid rules used to pressuring certain developing nations? BAH!
    That's when I stopped reading the AAR. Have a great month CuteWolf.
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    I stopped right at seeing that abomination of a banner. Well it's his own copy of RTW...




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    Quote Originally Posted by athanaric View Post
    I stopped right at seeing that abomination of a banner. Well it's his own copy of RTW...

    yeah yeah, me know me face are ugli... u can expect update soon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by athanaric View Post
    I stopped right at seeing that abomination of a banner. Well it's his own copy of RTW...
    Riddle me this: What does the Sweboz king do when he sees that banner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vartan View Post
    Riddle me this: What does the Sweboz king do when he sees that banner?
    Duguntz gave no objection

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    Duguntz gave no objection
    King would have your head on a spearhead in under 5 seconds.
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