Potty training or the Unforgivable Sin

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Don't worry, here's another explanation for you:

I'm a leftie. In a few years, I will have finished my studies and can start working as a teacher.... Obviously to poison the minds of your righteous offspring and turn them over to the dark side...

So he should kill you now?

Did you know Left-wing Liberals turn into right-wing hawks in their old age? You have that to look foward to.