Like the title says. I scored pretty low odds; please tell me you can do better.
What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with Bigfoot?
Like the title says. I scored pretty low odds; please tell me you can do better.
Re: What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with Bigfoot?
23% chance of survival.
Aww yeah.
Re: What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with Bigfoot?
15%. So, no love with BiggieFoot.
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18% here as well..
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Wow, that website is great! I had never heard of it before but I've just spend the last few minutes laughing at the screen.
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat
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Re: What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with Bigfoot?
Yikes! 4%
I don't think I can risk leaving my house ever again.
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I'm apparently (so far), the one with the best odds: 29%
I can take on 33 Biebers at once too.
I also have 1 hr 11 min before I am infected by a zombie bite.
at least I have good bear survival skillz:
and apparently using a *****, I can take on 59 baboons
and I can last 1 min, 35 sec chained to a bunk with a velociraptor:
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10% chance. And this is why I don't go into the wild. Which is also why I'm unfit. Which is also why I only scored 10%...
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Wonderful find. Thank you.
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Vicious cycle, I blame society.
I got 17%.
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12%. Test is rigged against hetero guys and lesbians due to the "lovemaking with large people" question.
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5%...This is good. It means I have a very slim chance of living to see myself make the News of the Weird thread as a story subject - and having to pun about it.
However, in case I don't survive, here's my memorial pun:
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Hehehe, I just gave all the "survivability correct" answers and the best one could hope for is 49%. Who knows, maybe I'll make Sasquatch my er...Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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27%.
Which is good, I guess, considering I actually live in bigfoot's alleged domain.
CR
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Yeah I don't think so...
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12% against the Bigfoot session.
25 Biebers.
46 Baboons. I know enough that in the cartoon picture, the guy is holding the "weapon" incorrectly. You want the weight on the end, not close to your hands.
And, most importantly, 1 hour, 31 minutes before the zombie infection takes me.
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Looks like my encounter with BIG Mary in 1977 came in handy after all!
Got me up to 18% anyroad.
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so no one can out-butcher biebers , survive bigfoot better, or own more than 59 baboons, then yours truly?
I must be pretty tough for a lab rat
a close 2nd place, at 27 to my 29
are you implying I'm gay?
not that that's offensive, but the fact of the matter is, I'm not. my sig is ample proof of that.
EDIT: and yes, that is the real me being applied to the questions-I didn't put that much effort into thinking about them. I'm surprised that no one has done better!
EDIT2: on noticing HT's post: I am now 2nd place on sasquatch, making CR 3rd. though I wonder if he rigged it...
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I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.
my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).
tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!
"We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode
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11 per cent
And I can spend 35 seconds with thew velociraptor before I
R.I.P. Tosa...
Re: What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with Bigfoot?
9% chance. I wonder how the questions would have to be answered to be 100%!
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