Open da door, King is comin' thru
King of the Tourney, and the Wiki, too
Bow down to the King, long live the King
And open ya ears, and listen to this thing
Coz it ain't no joke, ya British blokes
Messin' with an LA kid? Man dat ain't dope

If this was real-time
Listenin' to all y'all rhyme
Your freestyle would be so whack
It wouldn't catch a dime

So hey little children, just hear me out
Hear me out b4 I make y'all rout
I have a proposition, a statement to make
No, don't worry, it's a piece of cake!

All you have to do, is take the EB soundtrack
Remix that ****, and rap over that
Call it silly, call it ambitious, too
I don't care, just wanna hear you

Wanna hear you rap, to that sexy *** track
That we call EB, that you call whack
'Member all the flame wars, comparing mods?
Foot always stomps on us, makes sure we stop
Stop comparing EB to RTR and RS
Well there ain't no rule against a little diss
In the form of a rap, a musical tune
Just post it on YouTube, I'll endorse it, dude

Holla from Ehlll Ayyyyyyy