RAP BATTLE thread

[Reenk Roink]

@ Reenk: I don't get the Barney reference. Is it the flintstones, How I met you mother or something else you're referring too?

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DRXK8FG-6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

By the way I approve of EB related raps. Put some unit names in.

[Moros]

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DRXK8FG-6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

By the way I approve of EB related raps. Put some unit names in.

You might be the Rhyfelwyr, I'm the Gaesat
2 HP that's where it's at,
the mukarrib of hip hop and rts
I know all EB 2 factions,
while you guys can only guess.

[vartan]

Hold up kids, I'm sick of these rhymes
These silly Barney rhymes, never knew we lived in such times
Those were the 90's son, where have you been?
It's time for EB rhymes from L.A. to Berlin

So listen up ya blokes, you Belgians, too
Learn about EB Online and let my interest accrue!
More players more traffic to my site is desired
I wish it were required, certainly is admired
So rhyme me some rhymes
And battle me some battles
Just make sure you keep me inspired

It's not a joke, this EB Online net
It's the best thing out since baguettes
Since corvettes

Just check 'ma sig
(OT: they identified Top Gear's Stig)
and click on those links ya twig
and not all at once now, ya bandwidth pigs!!
Ya dig?

Beware, I tell you, EBO ain't a walk in the park
ASM will devastate you, and leave a mark
Yellin' HEY HEY HEY
Spartiatai Hoplitai!
That's what he be using, to make your day
Make dark your confidence spark
But just make sure that when you remark
That you don't break any Etiquette rules, cos I'm a shark
And I'm serious, no joke bro, just look at Slick
He thought he was King, now he's *****ing bricks!
I'm just takin' the mick
Slick I know you're a great chick
Even tho' you're a little thick
But this ain't about you or your little ****
It's about my network, yes my little project
At this rate my playerbase will be wrecked
MisterFred where are you?
Kival and Kikaz, and IntranetUSA, too
Where are my players, where have they gone?
It seems like nobody nowadays is drawn
to this multiplayer scene, this game called EB
A game like chess, only in real-time (sorry, no 3D)

Time to move on, to other projects
Other projects of mine
at least the ones I recollect
Let's see there's the EB Wiki and Project Alara
But the former's lacking in editors and latter's a secret chimera
Yes I could use some writers
as well as some fighters
But what I'd love the most
As Alara's host
Is to have some artists, modelers and musicians with whom to rejoice
Rejoice in celebration at a Project so ambitious
Who ever knew making a video game engine could be so vicious
So pass me your resume, make sure you're expeditious
Don't underestimate me, I'm very judicious ;)

Ibrahim check the Google Group, Alara's got a new page
One that describes how we'll depict the iron age
and make a living wage
making a frustrating battle simulation engine, you can count on rage!

Enough for today, I've advertised enough
Let's hope we stay tough
and ppl don't call our bluff
Or else it gonna be rough
Cos the moderator's are buff!

p3ac3 out y'all

[edyzmedieval]

This thread is epic. I shall contribute to counter the Moros greatness.

[Reenk Roink]

Sorry for neglecting my raps. I offer the Pokerap as a temporary placeholder and inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlw1FpOCEfo

[vartan]

Sorry for neglecting my raps. I offer the Pokerap as a temporary placeholder and inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlw1FpOCEfo

This thread is slowly dying
Nobody is trying
To make no vids
Avoiding them like kids
Nobody placing bids
Time to place the lid

...on this dying thread.

[Reenk Roink]

Come on Rhy, you're a cool guy, just not the rapper type
Not only words, you don't got the voice; heard you on Skype
I liked the line about my mama's rack
But besides that you just can't talk smack
And what's all this talk about LA and NY?
You live in Britain Rhy, nevermind the Belgian guy

Moros, it seem like your attention span be lacking
Cause you getting beat from all sides but you keep on quacking
You feeling big cause you got support from your boy Hax
You gonna need a lot more that purport to have your back
He may think you won, but we all know proper
But I guess girls just want to have fun - I asked Cindy Lauper

And, vartan that was pretty low saying this thread's dyin'
Especially when you taking notes from the videos - don't be lyin'
You talk a lot of EB, so let me explain or at least try
In this custom battle you Hoplitai Haploi I'm Spartiatai
Think you the only one who be EB representin'?
Well I placed Pyrrhos's sons on top of my beta testin'!

[vartan]

Have a seat young Boii,
All you ever was was Prodromoi.
I'm the cataphract Reenk Roink,
you the flaming pig, oink oink.

So hop off,
you been riding this saddle since Rome got sacked
since Moros' word got you hacked
since Rhy out-flanked you back 2 back.

Move aside lest you get charged, left and right
Get that adrenaline pumping, cause it's fight or flight
But I'm sure you'll chose flight cos here I come
My Armenian Kata's gonna give you some.

A proper whoopin', especially for you
You'll be runnin' to yo momma, "Kiss my boo boo" =*(
"He routed me momma, I had no chance"
Stupid kid, you should've lowered your lance!

You know why I host, and never play?
It's cause I've been the King, on top every day
since the dawn of EB tourneys, those epic times
twice as epic as your silly rhymes.

So get online, I dare your soul
Let me smash you good, serve you in a bowl!
Teach you what it means, without exploits
Beat you all the way from Tokyo to Detroit.