RAP BATTLE thread

**Moros** · 09-07-2010, 00:59

About this EB representing I'm just gonna quote myself:

the mukarrib of hip hop and rts
I know all EB 2 factions,
while you guys can only guess.

I win.

**vartan** · 09-07-2010, 01:23

Moros you know I'll back you any day,
But why you gotta brag like that, say?
Just tell us already, what is this Occultus?
Is it serious or is it like that joke, Lucullus?

**Reenk Roink** · 09-07-2010, 01:44

Originally Posted by vartan

Have a seat young Boii,
All you ever was was Prodromoi.
I'm the cataphract Reenk Roink,
you the flaming pig, oink oink.

So hop off,
you been riding this saddle since Rome got sacked
since Moros' word got you hacked
since Rhy out-flanked you back 2 back.

Move aside lest you get charged, left and right
Get that adrenaline pumping, cause it's fight or flight
But I'm sure you'll chose flight cos here I come
My Armenian Kata's gonna give you some.

A proper whoopin', especially for you
You'll be runnin' to yo momma, "Kiss my boo boo" =*(
"He routed me momma, I had no chance"
Stupid kid, you should've lowered your lance!

You know why I host, and never play?
It's cause I've been the King, on top every day
since the dawn of EB tourneys, those epic times
twice as epic as your silly rhymes.

So get online, I dare your soul
Let me smash you good, serve you in a bowl!
Teach you what it means, without exploits
Beat you all the way from Tokyo to Detroit.

First of all vartan imma say this is nice
Imma say this rap gave my thread some new life
Talking solely on EB for 16 whole lines
This new act of yours be very fine

But you must know that some of your raps rot
On Moros and Rhy vs me you John Locke on LOST
Rhy's Casse - they ignored more often than not
And Moros's Belgae don't even got no faction slot!
I rep the West Greeks, we know that we hot
Alexandros to Pyrrhos, now who do you got?

You talking 'bout 'phracts but you ain't got no Mnai
So how you even gonna stop my Akontistai?
So when they see my stack of Pezhetairoi, barbaroi cry
They know their capital getting a level 4 government type
So laugh it up chuckles with your Reenk Roink - oink oink
You won't be laughing with panicked Eles runing through your lines BOINK BOINK

You see the difference between you and me
You the Yuezhi I'm jurchen fury!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**vartan** · 09-07-2010, 02:58

Kid I'm wealthy, I'm a great manager
A better manager than you are a rapper
I'll stop your Akontistai with 1 volley of my bow
About your Eles, I'll just give them a tow!

Watch what you say you fool
Us 'barbaroi' will prove you're a tool
Shoot you with our bows
Steal all your hoes

Take all your eagles
Make you look meager
Meager in attack
Meager in defence
Meager from beginning to the end

We gon give it to ya
No waitin' for you to get on ya horse
We gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's me and my broz
Wit the axes lances and xiphos
Go hard gettin busy wit it
DMX and the barbaroi against the world

**Rhyfelwyr** · 09-08-2010, 13:59

Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

Come on Rhy, you're a cool guy, just not the rapper type
Not only words, you don't got the voice; heard you on Skype
I liked the line about my mama's rack
But besides that you just can't talk smack
And what's all this talk about LA and NY?
You live in Britain Rhy, nevermind the Belgian guy

You say I can't rap, is it cos I ain't black?
I'm the cracker of crackers, I'm as white as pure smack
But you ain't heard me on skype, you just talkin' tripe
Cos mah lyrics are sound, and mah singings a'ight

I might live in Britain, but I've still got a crew
They come fae mah home town and fae Glasgow too
So you better watch out, I've got mah chisel
And I'll guard mah turf, fo shizzle ma nizzle

^^ above has a link so it makes sense

**vartan** · 09-08-2010, 15:24

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

You say I can't rap, is it cos I ain't black?
I'm the cracker of crackers, I'm as white as pure smack
But you ain't heard me on skype, you just talkin' tripe
Cos mah lyrics are sound, and mah singings a'ight

I might live in Britain, but I've still got a crew
They come fae mah home town and fae Glasgow too
So you better watch out, I've got mah chisel
And I'll guard mah turf, fo shizzle ma nizzle

^^ above has a link so it makes sense

I agree with Rhy cos I think he's tight,
Tight as they come, no way he ain't right,
So why you lyin' bro, sayin' ya heard him on Skype,
Get your Hamachi workin' cos I'm givin' you a sight
that you never did see, never did hear
all them chargin' axes 'n swords will make you squeal.

EDIT: Gonna' make this short edit,
don't say I didn't said it.
Got my eyez on you Reenk!

**Ice** · 09-10-2010, 03:39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu3bW0WV5Q4

How did I miss this thread?

**vartan** · 09-10-2010, 04:14

Originally Posted by Ice

How did I miss this thread?

"How did I miss this thread?"
Bro where was your head,
get started, make sure this is all read,
cos at this rate imma get all my princesses wed,
imma reach da top of everest 'fore u get anythin said.

I see you got tons 'o posts but can you back up,
cos all I see is an immaterial chump,
just like a CTD in a campaign, another bump,
join 'da battle or not, it's gonna be me on top,
you can bet on it, all your posts son.

Where you at Roink, we be missin' you,
and all your whack rhymes too.
What we gonna do without your mess,
this mess of a battle, didn't expect any less.
Get back in here, it's your turn innit?
Just make sure you don't miss the beat, don't miss it.

**Ronin** · 09-14-2010, 01:03

Joseph Ducreux is the OG!

**vartan** · 09-14-2010, 01:10

LOL @ Ducreux
His last name's as whack as his first name "Jo"
At least he brings some laughs to this dead thread
Makes my control panel light up, "You have some messages UNREAD!"