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    Oh boy - this thread will not have a happy ending.
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    Oh boy - this thread will not have a happy ending.
    That was a very flaccid post sir.

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    Of course Whacker would post in this thread.
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    Sorry Phill, I derailed a thread that I knew was destined to be derailed.

    Anyway, what exactly is the nature of your question? Are you looking for tips on how to increase that count? Or tips on filling the cup? Or are you just looking for someone to swap war stories with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    Sorry Phill, I derailed a thread that I knew was destined to be derailed.

    Anyway, what exactly is the nature of your question? Are you looking for tips on how to increase that count? Or tips on filling the cup? Or are you just looking for someone to swap war stories with?
    Don't worry about the derailment. I wouldn't post it here if I couldn't handle some laughs at my or the 'subject's' expense.

    The war story options looks good. I'll only be needing tips on how to increase the count after I have the results.
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    Maybe they can give you some hands on assistance when it comes to filling the cup.
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    Gross.

    And... boxer shorts.

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    Perhaps you should do less posting in the Backroom.
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    Not the one in the back. You need to put it in the one up front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Not the one in the back. You need to put it in the one up front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
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    My wife and I had been trying for over two years to make a baby. There was a miscarriage along the road and afterwards, the dr. told us that the only positive thing about that was that we could be sure that all was working fine. More than a year after the miscarriage, still no succes though. My wife made an appointment in February this year with the doc and he asked for a sample of my little swimmers. It also had to be turned in quick in the hospital (luckily for us, it's only a 5 minute drive) and he had suggested that my wife would keep it warm by putting the container in her bra.

    Apparently, my little swimmers decided that they didn't want a test and my wife got pregnant in January, meaning the sheduled appointment was for a first check-up on the pregnancy instead of having the test.

    I hope your fertility problems aren't too bad and that your wishes become true sooner rather than later
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