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    Default How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom, Issue 2

    Sorry guys, short on time so here is the link: http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/americ...ry?id=11855126

    Looks like this is legit. Although I don't know about the human lawnmower.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    Default Re: How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom, Issue 2

    To get americans you'd need a big engine and thick plates lest you only slice open blubber.

    Making nerve gas is relatively easy (e.g. phosgene: carbon monoxide + chlorine gas with a UV catalyst. Not dying shortly afterwards is far more difficult (as did the person who discovered phosgene).

    80% of the website are on US servers... I'm sure that didn't happen by accident. If they were run from Burma it'd be far more difficult to get all the details of persons who viewed them in realtime.

    An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
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    Default Re: How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom, Issue 2

    Direct link to the PDF from archive.org.

    Al Qaeda e-magazines are comedy gold.

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    Default Re: How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom, Issue 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Direct link to the PDF from archive.org.

    Al Qaeda e-magazines are comedy gold.
    Thanks. I didn't mean to steal your thunder there but I have no idea where the original thread is.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Default Re: How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom, Issue 2

    That pickup truck thing would never work. We don't have pedestrians.
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    Default Re: How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom, Issue 2

    This issue is not as amusing as the premiere. Headlines:
    • The Operations of Abyan in Images
    • I am Proud to be a Traitor to America
    • The New Mardin Declaration
    • Interview with Shaykh Abu Sufyan al-Azdi
    • My Life in Jihad
    • Obama's ploy and the peak of Islam
    • A Call to Islam
    • Legitimate Demands 2

    Bah humbug. Nothing as sublime as "How to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom." It's like they enlisted a native English speaker or something.

    -edit-

    Oh, wait, they have some mom-related stuff buried in the TOC. "O my Ummah, be happy," that's good, and "Please excuse me, mother." For making the bomb and using up all of the baking soda, I guess.
    Last edited by Lemur; 10-15-2010 at 05:04.

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