I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

[Lemur]

I would trust Google even less than the Verizon networking staff. At least there is a good chance the Verizon folks are too incompetent to intercept.

You're no fun at all, drone. If everybody were as sensible as you, I seriously doubt the species could continue. I would question whether anyone at the Google Mothership has the slightest interest in a couple of middle-aged divorcees and their dirty talk/pics. There are hot teens to stalk, after all. We would be very low down the list of desirable targets.

Louis, you promised you wouldn't re-share the pics! Oh, the humiliation!