I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact

**A Nerd** · 11-10-2010, 17:41

If ugliness was universallly rejected, then it would dissappear from the earth. Purged by popular opinion. It would seem that that is not the case, thus far, for we continue to see the ugly (depending on your definition of it) quite often, varing forms of it, some interestingly enough, love it. So is life, some will be happy, other, well, they must deal with it. Darn all the influence of that cursed mirror to heck!

edit: whomever that orgah is...well, she is pretty! ;)

**Lemur** · 11-10-2010, 17:51

Originally Posted by drone

I would trust Google even less than the Verizon networking staff. At least there is a good chance the Verizon folks are too incompetent to intercept.

You're no fun at all, drone. If everybody were as sensible as you, I seriously doubt the species could continue. I would question whether anyone at the Google Mothership has the slightest interest in a couple of middle-aged divorcees and their dirty talk/pics. There are hot teens to stalk, after all. We would be very low down the list of desirable targets.

Louis, you promised you wouldn't re-share the pics! Oh, the humiliation!

**drone** · 11-10-2010, 18:37

Originally Posted by Lemur

You're no fun at all, drone. If everybody were as sensible as you, I seriously doubt the species could continue.

Originally Posted by Lemur

I would question whether anyone at the Google Mothership has the slightest interest in a couple of middle-aged divorcees and their dirty talk/pics. There are hot teens to stalk, after all. We would be very low down the list of desirable targets.

Probably so, but just remember: All your pics are belong to Google.

Do the pics have any metadata tags, or did she clear those before sending?

**Beskar** · 11-10-2010, 21:57

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Those pictures of my sister are supposed to be private in exchange for my special treatment

Why was it filed under your porn collection folder?

**Lemur** · 11-11-2010, 02:44

Originally Posted by drone

Do the pics have any metadata tags, or did she clear those before sending?

Okay, that does it, I am no longer planning to sext you, drone. I'd be all, "How do you like the feather boa and the assless chaps," and you'd be all, "Have you considered the digital fingerprints on this JPEG?"

**PanzerJaeger** · 11-11-2010, 04:09

Originally Posted by drone

Probably so, but just remember: All your pics are belong to Google.

Do the pics have any metadata tags, or did she clear those before sending?

I'm with Lemur on this. The sheer volume of naked pictures flowing in and out of Gmail inboxes has got to be immense. And what could they do with them really? Blackmail? Extortion... of their own customers? I think not. Gmail, and Google itself, would likely go down in flames if it got out that employees were cruising people's inboxes looking for naked pics.

**drone** · 11-11-2010, 04:42

Originally Posted by Lemur

Okay, that does it, I am no longer planning to sext you, drone. I'd be all, "How do you like the feather boa and the assless chaps," and you'd be all, "Have you considered the digital fingerprints on this JPEG?"

All chaps are assless.

I've always been amused at the redundancy.

Just saying you have to be careful. Especially the teens sending/receiving this stuff, a CP charge is no laughing matter.

**Megas Methuselah** · 11-11-2010, 07:29

Lemur, they are right, you are taking this way too far, man. For your own decency, you should lock this thread immediately and think about the consequences of your actions for once.

**Husar** · 11-11-2010, 08:36

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

Make her dance on the pole, then pics.

But only if the pole consents, they've had enough people dancing on them in their history.

And what's this fuss over Lemur's pictures? If someone sends me a nude picture to my gmail why would I worry about the privacy of GMail? Who tells me that any other mail account is more secure?
And what does this have to do with Strike stalking a girl anyway?

**Lemur** · 11-11-2010, 16:19

Originally Posted by Husar

If someone sends me a nude picture to my gmail why would I worry about the privacy of GMail? Who tells me that any other mail account is more secure?

This is all on "Killjoy McPuritan" drone. I have a feeling that if a gorgeous woman wanted to send him nekkid pics, he would need to negotiate the hand-courrier transport of an encrypted USB drive and a metadata scrubber. When a honey tells drone, "Baby I wanna show you what you do to me," he's like, "Have you considered the chain of ownership in the average email account? If not, why not?"

As I said earlier, I was going to send drone suggestive pictures of myself, by no longer. Why, the last time drone and I had phone sex all he could talk about was the relative insecurity of VOIP services. Go ahead, try to get your rocks off while someone's nattering on about that.

**drone** · 11-11-2010, 17:20

Originally Posted by Lemur

This is all on "Killjoy McPuritan" drone. I have a feeling that if a gorgeous woman wanted to send him nekkid pics, he would need to negotiate the hand-courrier transport of an encrypted USB drive and a metadata scrubber. When a honey tells drone, "Baby I wanna show you what you do to me," he's like, "Have you considered the chain of ownership in the average email account? If not, why not?"

You seriously underestimate my paranoia. For true security the pics should be taken on film cameras. I'd do the developing myself, and scan the negatives onto an network-isolated PC with a dedicated scanner.

Originally Posted by Lemur

As I said earlier, I was going to send drone suggestive pictures of myself, by no longer. Why, the last time drone and I had phone sex all he could talk about was the relative insecurity of VOIP services. Go ahead, try to get your rocks off while someone's nattering on about that.

Sorry about that, but I still stand by my argument about VOIP. At least with normal telcos you only have to worry about cops with warrants.