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    TexMec Senior Member Louis VI the Fat's Avatar
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    Me and Strike will celebrate the third anniversary of our marriage tomorrow!
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    Does Strike know you two are married? People in general hate surprises

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    Is Strike abusive toward you? I hope not! :O
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Nerd View Post
    Is Strike abusive toward you? I hope not! :O
    He beats me with his belt when dinner's late.



    A...a...and in...in...in bed he sometimes wants me to do certain...'things', foul things, things he knows I don't like and which no free chrisTIAN MAN OUGHT TO HAVE TO ENDURE YOU HEAR THAT STRIKE I WON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE TAKE IT EWLSEWHERE YOU NASTY BRUTE
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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    He beats me with his belt when dinner's late.



    A...a...and in...in...in bed he sometimes wants me to do certain...'things', foul things, things he knows I don't like and which no free chrisTIAN MAN OUGHT TO HAVE TO ENDURE YOU HEAR THAT STRIKE I WON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE TAKE IT EWLSEWHERE YOU NASTY BRUTE
    BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU HARLOT
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    never think you've got a real relationships before you got the enggagement ring...

    at least that does give some guarantee of the longeivity of relationship in question

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    Lol, this is hilarious. I don't know how in the hell I missed it.

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