Getting x-rayed or getting felt up, which should I choose?

**Fragony** · 11-17-2010, 10:15

Tough decision, why can't you do both

**Vladimir** · 11-17-2010, 12:06

Originally Posted by Fragony

Tough decision, why can't you do both

That's what I'm saying! Embrace change people. It's going to embrace you so you might as well get something out of it.

**drone** · 11-17-2010, 16:38

I suppose I could request both, I'm not sure how the TSA guys would react to that.

If I'm going through the machine, I think I'm going to spell out some naughty words on my body with metallic ducting tape. On the other hand, if I take the pat-down, I'll ask the guy if his union has looked into what the long-term health effects of standing around that machine all day long are.

**A Nerd** · 11-17-2010, 19:21

Do both. Just don't let the pat down excite you!

**HoreTore** · 11-17-2010, 22:31

1. Imagine GF/other hawt woman naked
2. Get super-boner
3. Position penis at an awkard angle away from its natural position
4. Go for the patting
5. When the security guard touches your penis and asks what you got there, you daisy-ing WIN!!!!

**Xiahou** · 11-18-2010, 03:47

Ask them if they're singling you out because you're a Muslim.

**Megas Methuselah** · 11-18-2010, 07:45

You guys are hilarious.

**Ronin** · 11-18-2010, 16:29

Originally Posted by Xiahou

Ask them if they're singling you out because you're a Muslim.

iz it cuz i is black?? :P

**Vladimir** · 11-19-2010, 16:02

Originally Posted by drone

I suppose I could request both, I'm not sure how the TSA guys would react to that.

If I'm going through the machine, I think I'm going to spell out some naughty words on my body with metallic ducting tape. On the other hand, if I take the pat-down, I'll ask the guy if his union has looked into what the long-term health effects of standing around that machine all day long are.

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