How much wood...

[Motep]

...would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

That having been said, my friend got a hedgehog, and it is amazing. She also has a flying squirrel....I didnt know these things made pets...

[Hooahguy]

We used to chant this on the bus every single day back in my lower school days. Soon realized that it was 100 times more annoying if you replace "wood" with "chuck" so its now chuckchuck instead of woodchuck.

[Motep]

How much chuck would a chuck chuck chuck if a chuck chuck could chuck chuck? A chuck chuck would chuck this much chuck if a chuck chuck could chuck chuck. - Not a fun thing to type, but very awesome

[Gregoshi]

Not a fun thing to type, but very awesome

You wood say that.

[Fragony]

Nothing amazing about flying squirrels just throw really hard

[InsaneApache]

If a gum boil could boil oil. How much oil could a gum boil boil if a gum boil could boil oil?

[Fragony]

If a gum boil could boil oil. How much oil could a gum boil boil if a gum boil could boil oil?

Don't bother us with existionalist theorism just because you are getting old

[The Stranger]

the dutch version much more annoying

hoeveel goedkoper verkoopt de goedkoopste koper verkoper zijn goedkope koper goedkoper dan een andere goedkope koper verkoper zijn goedkope koper verkopen kan.

[Hosakawa Tito]

When I was in highschool a friend used to have quite the menagerie of uncommon pets. His Mom was a wildlife rehabilitator and their place was like a zoo. Flying squirrels, raccoons, screech owls, prairie dogs *in a caged habitat in the basement*, whitetail deer *with a goat for company*, turtles, iguanas, boa constrictor, reticulated python, a very interesting household indeed.

Here's one of my favorite woodchuck commercials:

[Megas Methuselah]

Morning wood.

What to do? What to do?

[Motep]

Morning wood.

What to do? What to do?

So, it took ten posts before it got here. I am impressed with our maturity

[Fragony]

I am impressed with our maturity

Yeah it's quite huge. I really don't know how I manage it all night long but when I wake up it's still saluting

[drone]

...would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Half as much as two could.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

None if they get shot in the head by me .

[Megas Methuselah]

None if they get shot in the head by me .

Wow, that's just dirty, man. Fragony was bordering the limit there, but you came right over it.

[Tuuvi]

So, it took ten posts before it got here. I am impressed with our maturity

I find it ironic that talking about children's rymes is more mature than talking about *other* things

[Ronin]

that's a lot of lumber.

[Yoyoma1910]

How much musk does a muskrat rat if a muskrat could rat musk.

[TosaInu]

the dutch version much more annoying

hoeveel goedkoper verkoopt de goedkoopste koper verkoper zijn goedkope koper goedkoper dan een andere goedkope koper verkoper zijn goedkope koper verkopen kan.

Als vliegende vliegen achter vliegende vliegen vliegen, vliegen de vliegende vliegen vliegensvlug.

[Motep]

...huh...

well, lesson learned