Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
Pft, I don't need any of those, nor a great physique!

Me I score chicks by word of mouth. Word is out about my...'special gift'. A 'great' quality, shall we say.


As my name hints at with the secret code 'VI', mine is a whopping VI centimeters long. Which is really big, or so said my last girlfriend! She said it was the biggest she had ever seen!!

The sweet darling has told all the girls she knows about my amazing six centimeters, and so now they all come running to check it out for themselves! They all say it is of extraordinary length!
Sometimes You make it difficult to love you